# Lady at the front desk of the patent office **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673 "2005-08-30T20:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/1 "2005-08-30T20:21:11Z")
I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, A folding bottle. She said, Okay, what do you call it? A Fottle What else do you have? A folding carton. What do you call it? A Farton. She laughed and said, Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude. I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and filled it out.she asked whats it gonna be called after she looked at it FUCK IT! I’m outta here ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/2 "2005-08-30T20:36:11Z")
errr… cough cough ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/3 "2005-08-30T20:39:32Z")
😕 ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/4 "2005-08-30T20:58:38Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > errr… cough cough X2 ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/5 "2005-08-30T21:02:20Z")
_crickets chirping_ ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/6 "2005-08-30T21:07:38Z")
![http://is.rely.net/1-541-6534-l-ksPEDChs44xXShl1M3SIA.jpg](http://is.rely.net/1-541-6534-l-ksPEDChs44xXShl1M3SIA.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/7 "2005-08-30T21:10:15Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/mrnicolas/fd2d6a10.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/mrnicolas/fd2d6a10.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Storamin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Storamin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Storamin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/8 "2005-08-30T21:33:42Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > Duuuuur i dun git it?! ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/9 "2005-08-31T05:21:02Z")
![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/gay3.jpeg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/gay3.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/10 "2005-08-31T05:24:03Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/11 "2005-08-31T05:24:51Z")
Talk about a train wreck - - And I’m sorry but who does that to there exhaust…I would expect to find a Princess license plate as well… ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/12 "2005-08-31T05:25:22Z")
you don’t GO to a patent office to fill out a form!!! HAHA! 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![grnteg98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@grnteg98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grnteg98)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/13 "2005-08-31T13:55:41Z")
![http://images.snapfish.com/344874%3A723232%7Ffp58%3Dot%3E2353%3D678%3D%3C8%3A%3DXROQDF%3E23239%3C3523%3A6%3Bot1lsi](http://images.snapfish.com/344874%3A723232%7Ffp58%3Dot%3E2353%3D678%3D%3C8%3A%3DXROQDF%3E23239%3C3523%3A6%3Bot1lsi) ---
**Author:** ![04liquidS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/04liquids/32/6002_2.png) [@04liquidS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04liquidS)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-at-the-front-desk-of-the-patent-office/176673/14 "2005-08-31T17:21:10Z")
I \<3 hello kitty