# lady gaga has a dick

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003 "2009-08-09T09:28:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/21 "2009-08-09T13:05:58Z")

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$10 says her dick is bigger than Johns…

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**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/22 "2009-08-09T13:14:41Z")

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i mean i know its small but i think i got her…

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/23 "2009-08-09T13:16:21Z")

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> [@Having fun with AWD.(vid)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-fun-with-awd-vid/21400/2):
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> i mean i know its small but i think i got her…

:rofl Not you, 88SlowmarrocanttypetosavehislifeSS

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/24 "2009-08-09T14:42:17Z")

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prolly is man …i mean shit im hung like a tuna can  
like they say long an thin gets ya in ,short an fat is where its at

no uterous scrapin from me ill just stretch the sidewalls

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/25 "2009-08-09T14:51:14Z")

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As long as I can pee without dribbling on my balls Im good.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/26 "2009-08-09T15:37:19Z")

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so i fail i guess

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/27 "2009-08-09T16:03:40Z")

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> [@Having fun with AWD.(vid)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-fun-with-awd-vid/21400/4):
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> prolly is man …i mean shit im hung like a tuna can  
> like they say long an thin gets ya in ,short an fat is where its at
> 
> no uterous scrapin from me ill just stretch the sidewalls

Thought it was long and thin goes far in, but short and thick does the trick

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/28 "2009-08-09T16:06:51Z")

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dont question john

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/29 "2009-08-09T16:19:02Z")

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> [@GermanPSI"](#):
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> Thought it was long and thin goes far in, but short and thick does the trick

it may be ,i just remember it my way :lol

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/30 "2009-08-09T16:59:27Z")

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![http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5364/ernie.jpg](http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5364/ernie.jpg)

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/31 "2009-08-09T20:35:41Z")

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> [@Wii warnings](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-warnings/21202/16):
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> $10 says her dick is bigger than Johns…

:lol

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/32 "2009-08-09T20:35:51Z")

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this explains this song

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**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/33 "2009-08-09T20:41:58Z")

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iirc, she mentions something about a “love glue gun” in another song

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/34 "2009-08-09T20:50:24Z")

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HAHAHA ^

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/35 "2009-08-09T20:58:47Z")

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> [@1992 Honda CX Cranks but Wont Start...has spark and fuel.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1992-honda-cx-cranks-but-wont-start-has-spark-and-fuel/21039/36):
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> iirc, she mentions something about a “love glue gun” in another song

:ahh :lol

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/36 "2009-08-09T20:59:38Z")

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So when shes horny, does she get hard and wet? orrrrrrr…

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/37 "2009-08-09T21:02:48Z")

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> [@For rent: 3 bdrm apt in Cheektowaga](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-rent-3-bdrm-apt-in-cheektowaga/21404/2):
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i about shit my pants laughing when i seen this. :rofl

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/38 "2009-08-10T04:57:34Z")

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i dont think this is possible. when ur a hermaphadite u have a both the repoductive organs meaning balls and ovaries, i dont think u can have a dick and a vagina. im no doctor so dont quote me on this. she prob has a really large clit.

and for the little boys in here who dont know what a clit is (k20, pete ect), google it.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/39 "2009-08-10T06:17:46Z")

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> [@Hi everyone!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-everyone/21423/23):
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> i dont think this is possible. when ur a hermaphadite u have a both the repoductive organs meaning balls and ovaries, i dont think u can have a dick and a vagina. im no doctor so dont quote me on this. she prob has a really large clit.
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> and for the little boys in here who dont know what a clit is (k20, pete ect), google it.

This…

No its is very possible to have both organs like she may but heres the deal

If those are balls, that means only her male reproductive organs work IIRC…

Theres 2 type of hermaphrpdites…

YOu haz a vagina and ovaries with a penis… or you haz a vagina with no ovaries and a penis with balls…

So if thats the case then she can only knock bitches up… she cant get knocked up

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/40 "2009-08-10T07:12:59Z")

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> [@WTB: Desktop Memory](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-desktop-memory/21418/5):
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> This…
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> No its is very possible to have both organs like she may but heres the deal
> 
> If those are balls, that means only her male reproductive organs work IIRC…
> 
> Theres 2 type of hermaphrpdites…
> 
> YOu haz a vagina and ovaries with a penis… or you haz a vagina with no ovaries and a penis with balls…
> 
> So if thats the case then she can only knock bitches up… she cant get knocked up

no i think u are wrong. i dont think u can have a dick and a pussy at the same time.

u have a pussy with undecended testicals and ovaries

or

a dick with balls and ovaries.

like i said earlier, dont quote me on this but i think this is how it works.

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