# lady gaga has a dick

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003 "2009-08-09T09:28:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/141 "2009-08-14T06:11:46Z")

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> [@hmmm... cheapest place for "large" monitors?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmmm-cheapest-place-for-large-monitors/21645/9):
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> I’m supposed to go to the Philippines to visit my uncle next summer. Ha. Take that. :tongue

OMG Take me with you! I want to go to the beach there soo bad!

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/142 "2009-08-14T06:17:53Z")

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He was telling me there are no real windows or anything in any of the houses, and half the people there don’t even have screens. Sorta freaks me out considering how much I hate bugs as it is, and in a tropical climate like that I don’t understand just letting huge banana spiders or something hang out in your living room.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/143 "2009-08-14T06:45:24Z")

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In most places yes, but I would like to go to Boracay.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/144 "2009-08-15T11:11:33Z")

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sexy american brunettes \> all

now go fuck urself

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/145 "2009-08-15T11:20:49Z")

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> [@mmmm equinox sporty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mmmm-equinox-sporty/21647/12):
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> He was telling me there are no real windows or anything in any of the houses, and half the people there don’t even have screens. Sorta freaks me out considering how much I hate bugs as it is, and in a tropical climate like that I don’t understand just letting huge banana spiders or something hang out in your living room.

:rofl

GOOD FUCKIN LUCK

if thats the first place your going outside the us and outside a civil area…

never know wat ur gonna run into

better be awake LOL

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/146 "2009-08-15T11:22:09Z")

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Erm, he has a real house? I won’t even go camping, do you really think I would stay somewhere like that?

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/147 "2009-08-15T11:25:26Z")

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BITCH idk ! :lol j/k

yah well either way if ur stayin in a nice place thats cool

good luck anyways LOL

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/148 "2009-08-15T11:32:02Z")

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I don’t know to be scared or think you’re just fucking crazy right now…

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/149 "2009-08-15T11:34:31Z")

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idk its whatever lol i just couldnt imagine u surviving out there, but who knows  
i never been there so i wouldnt know, only imagine 😃

then again u might love it , im goin back to india in jan most likely, for like 2 months ;D

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/150 "2009-08-15T11:47:27Z")

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I like warm weather and beaches, I do not like bugs.  
Thankfully, there are not typically too many bugs on beaches.  
I plan to retreat to the house when I’ve had enough of the few monsters I expect to call it home.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/151 "2009-08-15T12:09:40Z")

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> [@FS:universal fit Ram Air hood scoop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-universal-fit-ram-air-hood-scoop/21267/16):
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> blonde american girls \> Asians.

redheads \> brunettes \> blondes and asians arent even on my list.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/152 "2009-08-15T12:27:23Z")

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> [@Off Road meet](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/off-road-meet/21663/15):
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> redheads \> brunettes \> blondes and asians arent even on my list.

Quoted a proof of you being a pole smoker

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/153 "2009-08-15T12:28:08Z")

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+1 wtf Paul.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/154 "2009-08-15T12:38:57Z")

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> [@Wii SD Card](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-sd-card/21217/105):
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> Quoted a proof of you being a pole smoker

How does making a list of girls I prefer make me gay

And I just dont like asians.

> [@hangover 100?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hangover-100/21681/6):
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> +1 wtf Paul.

wtf what?

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/155 "2009-08-15T12:39:45Z")

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> [@Badger, Badger v.Trance](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badger-badger-v-trance/21565/11):
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> How does making a list of girls I prefer make me gay
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> And I just dont like asians.
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> wtf what?

You said that asians and blondes aren’t even on the list… that makes you gay.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/156 "2009-08-15T12:41:41Z")

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No, I didnt mean it that way. I didnt mean blondes and asians. I just meant asians.

There was a \> in front of blondes.

Just asians arent on my list.

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/157 "2009-08-15T19:16:17Z")

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> [@WTB: Blow off Valves](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-blow-off-valves/21628/10):
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> sexy american brunettes \> all
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> now go fuck urself

+10000000000000000000000000

I am not sure why but I have a thing for outspoken long island/jersey girls. Who btw almost all are brunette. I think I only see like 1 blonde per 100 brunettes whenever I am there…

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/158 "2009-08-15T19:26:15Z")

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hahahah idk guys american girls are hot ya but u be surprised out in odd countries like hungary or spain or india :ninja

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/159 "2009-08-17T05:59:05Z")

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> [@Wii replacement straps](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-replacement-straps/21691/5):
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> +10000000000000000000000000
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> I am not sure why but I have a thing for outspoken long island/jersey girls. Who btw almost all are brunette. I think I only see like 1 blonde per 100 brunettes whenever I am there…

So you have a thing for irritating Italian women with high pitched annoying voices and Jersey/LI accents?

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**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-gaga-has-a-dick/246003/160 "2009-08-17T08:04:40Z")

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> [@needed: "most likely to..." type automotive catagories](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/needed-most-likely-to-type-automotive-catagories/21381/20):
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> [http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/](http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/)
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> watch the vid at about 1.10 the penis pops out …its that or a huge clit:rofl

now i must be a little old or somthing because i have no fucking idea who this he/she is… but all i gotta say about the weenie thing is…

thats a perfect sinario for FML…

“i was on stage getting the crowd worked up i got off the saw horse and as i started to pull my skirt down my cock flew out. fml” LOL

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