# Lady you are doing it wrong.... v2

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 13, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060 "2009-04-13T08:52:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/1 "2009-04-13T08:52:26Z")

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[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/)

> Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
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> LEXINGTON PARK, Md. – Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
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> Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George’s County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, [TheBayNet.com](http://TheBayNet.com) first reported.
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> The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office.
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> The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to [TheBayNet.com](http://TheBayNet.com). The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
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> Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff’s office said.

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### Author: ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/2 "2009-04-13T08:54:22Z")

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:lol:

wtf would make you think using an actual saw blade was a good idea?

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### Author: ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/3 "2009-04-13T08:55:06Z")

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hahahaha that is awesome.

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### Author: ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/4 "2009-04-13T08:55:25Z")

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HAMMER TIME!!!1

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/5 "2009-04-13T08:56:19Z")

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I am speechless with the news reports from the past few days.

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/6 "2009-04-13T08:57:17Z")

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![http://www.oldhouseweb.com/image-server/stories/bitmaps/13034/sawzall1.jpg](http://www.oldhouseweb.com/image-server/stories/bitmaps/13034/sawzall1.jpg)

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/7 "2009-04-13T08:58:57Z")

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Ugh, that makes me cringe.

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/8 "2009-04-13T08:59:37Z")

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Epic.

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/9 "2009-04-13T08:59:51Z")

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that is a special kind of stupid

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### Author: ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/10 "2009-04-13T09:00:43Z")

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It’s all fun and games, until someone loses a vagina.

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/11 "2009-04-13T09:01:11Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/ctnewman/z2.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/ctnewman/z2.jpg)

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/12 "2009-04-13T09:01:14Z")

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[quote=“drvnkd,post:10,topic:66060"”]

It’s all fun and games, until someone loses a vagina.

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:bigclap:

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/13 "2009-04-13T09:01:47Z")

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How does thought processing like that even work.

I need to get off. -\> POWER SAW

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/14 "2009-04-13T09:02:45Z")

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Maybe he was looking to loosen her up a bit?:shrug:

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/15 "2009-04-13T09:03:27Z")

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> [@maxwell](#):
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> Maybe he was looking to loosen her up a bit?:shrug:

He should have used a hole saw then.

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/16 "2009-04-13T09:04:41Z")

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did they seriously just jam the dildo onto the blade? How fast we’re they going with it?

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/17 "2009-04-13T09:04:52Z")

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> [@Paulo](#):
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> He should have used a hole saw then.

owwies.

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/18 "2009-04-13T09:05:17Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> did they seriously just jam the dildo onto the blade? How fast we’re they going with it?

Haha. If it was me i’d just let her rip at WOT.

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### Author: ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/19 "2009-04-13T09:07:58Z")

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Reminds me of the video of that woman who was tied to a “modified” lawnmower.

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### Author: ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong-v2/66060/20 "2009-04-13T09:20:49Z")

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wow, simply wow, how do you even think that would turn out good?

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