# Lady you are doing it wrong.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 13, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058 "2009-04-13T07:46:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/1 "2009-04-13T07:46:14Z")
[http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html) Priceless picture on the article. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/2 "2009-04-13T07:47:49Z")
The polar bear got up. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/3 "2009-04-13T08:04:48Z")
Here is the image incase no one wants to click the article: ![http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/art.polar.bear.jpg](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/art.polar.bear.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![chaztor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chaztor/32/5302_2.png) [@chaztor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chaztor)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/4 "2009-04-13T08:08:51Z")
fix that article title; should be “Women attacks Polar Bear at Berlin Zoo” ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/5 "2009-04-13T08:30:28Z")
Om Nom Nom ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/6 "2009-04-13T08:32:13Z")
At least she slipped out of the rescue ring before it broke like the one they were using to distract the bears. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/7 "2009-04-13T08:33:08Z")
God I love that picture. lol. Sounds like she got what was coming to her. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/8 "2009-04-13T08:34:41Z")
Notably…and this is from the AP, earlier this year a man did the same thing at the same zoo at the same animal exhibit. When asked why he did it, he said he was “lonely”. WTF is wrong with ppl that you’d want to cuddle with polar bears cuz you have no friends? Just join NYSpeed. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/9 "2009-04-13T08:41:53Z")
Rumor has it that she was looking for some Coca-Cola ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/10 "2009-04-13T08:50:25Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > Rumor has it that she was looking for some Coca-Cola I see what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/11 "2009-04-13T10:21:01Z")
Shes lucky to be alive. ““They saved her life,” Gebhard told CNN” They didn’t save her, the bear decided not to fuck her up any more. Had he wanted to, he would have nom nomed her face. ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/12 "2009-04-13T10:36:02Z")
What an idiot. But the polar bear is cute, how could you not want to hug one? ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/13 "2009-04-13T11:17:10Z")
which ones the bear? ---
**Author:** ![frost12850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@frost12850](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/frost12850)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/14 "2009-04-13T11:29:02Z")
> [@ericvw7989](#): > > which ones the bear? LMFAO!!! Uhhhh I love getting a good laugh at work ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/15 "2009-04-13T11:46:28Z")
wow you don’t really realize how big those animals are until you see somebody so close to one…she doesn’t look like a small woman by any means…and that bears head alone is about the side of her torso… ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/16 "2009-04-13T11:51:19Z")
> [@ericvw7989](#): > > which ones the bear? LMAO > [@9ONA3OOZX](#): > > wow you don’t really realize how big those animals are until you see somebody so close to one…she doesn’t look like a small woman by any means…and that bears head alone is about the side of her torso… Which again asks the question…what the hell was she thinking?! ---
**Author:** ![mike125k](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike125k/32/7282_2.png) [@mike125k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mike125k)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/17 "2009-04-13T11:56:09Z")
As Ron Burgundy would say, “I immediately regret this decision!” ---
**Author:** ![Rsnake91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rsnake91/32/4996_2.png) [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/18 "2009-04-13T12:00:05Z")
kinda look like she was photo shopped ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/19 "2009-04-13T12:02:43Z")
LOLZ ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-you-are-doing-it-wrong/66058/20 "2009-04-13T12:05:21Z")
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