# lame/hack joke thread??
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 8, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945 "2008-08-08T10:13:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/21 "2008-08-08T10:31:09Z")
you just wanted to talk about horses pen15
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/22 "2008-08-08T10:34:32Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/23 "2008-08-08T10:35:37Z")
what kind of bee’s make milk? boobies!!!
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/24 "2008-08-08T10:37:53Z")
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.”
President Bush said, ‘Well, anything I can do to help you, I will.’
The Iranian whispered ‘My son watches this show ‘Star Trek’ and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs.
My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Iranians, Syrians or Iraqis on Star Trek.’
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,
_‘It’s because it takes place in the future.’_
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/25 "2008-08-08T10:39:28Z")
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/26 "2008-08-08T10:40:41Z")
Guy walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of vodka. The bartender pours them out for him, and the guy downs them all one after another.
Bartender: “What’s the occasion?”
Guy: “My first blowjob.”
Bartender: “Let me buy you another one.”
Guy: “No thanks, if the first 7 didn’t wash the taste out of my mouth, another one is going to help.”
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/27 "2008-08-08T10:41:11Z")
> [@Tunerfreak](#):
>
> why has Just Karter not killed himself yet
>
> hes to poor to even buy a plastic butter knife
ILYSM
Why does tunerfreak drive a Miata?
Because he’s been trrying to show everyone hes a fggt sense highschool, that was too scared to come out of the closet.
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### Author:  [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/28 "2008-08-08T10:42:33Z")
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/29 "2008-08-08T10:43:09Z")
^lol. @ Just Karter
I love when imbeciles challenge each other’s intellect :tup: +karma
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/30 "2008-08-08T10:43:29Z")
> [@98GCL](#):
>
> What kind of bee makes milk?
>
> BOOBIES!!! those are my favorite kind
Really? Repost from 5 posts above?
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/31 "2008-08-08T10:45:05Z")
What kind of thought process is fggt sense?
PICARD
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### Author:  [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/32 "2008-08-08T10:46:48Z")
> [@sureshot007](#):
>
> Really? Repost from 5 posts above?
ok ok i fix
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/33 "2008-08-08T10:52:21Z")
ughh another lame one
what do you call 100 mexicans standing around your house?
a spicit fence
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### Author:  [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/34 "2008-08-08T10:57:33Z")
what do you get when you mix a wet duck and a mallard?
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/35 "2008-08-08T10:59:20Z")
Your mother’s a whore?
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/36 "2008-08-08T10:59:47Z")
A banstick for dossing the punchline?
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/37 "2008-08-08T11:01:42Z")
^ Ha
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/38 "2008-08-08T11:04:39Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/39 "2008-08-08T11:04:39Z")
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, “Anything you say can and will be Held against you.”
He replies… “BREASTS.”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lame-hack-joke-thread/52945/40 "2008-08-08T11:19:52Z")
lol good one
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