# Lancaster Cops are D!kHeads!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 1, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878 "2007-04-01T01:38:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![skylinez07](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skylinez07/32/4993_2.png) [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/1 "2007-04-01T01:38:18Z")
:wtf: Ok so it was 3:30 a.m. and I was going home from my girlfriends house and I was turning off of Como onto Transit going towards French, and I guess there was some sort of accident and like four(4) Lancaster cops sitting there doing nothing. So as I’m going down Transit my car just bursts out super loud. Don’t know why but it did it. Well anyways one of the cops decided to pull me over just around Applebees. So he merrily walks around to the window and well you know the routien. Well he was like where are you coming from and well were you drinking and i was like “no”. he also asked when my last speeding ticket was and i was like “September I guess”. He went back to his car and did something and came back, he was like "well before you drive your car again you might want to get your car fixed. Suprisingly I didn’t get a ticket. But For all the things he could have given me a ticket for, Blue corner lenses, Blue turn signals, Blue tail lights, and Loud Exhaust, I mean what the Fuck why do they have to be such dick heads? :bsflag: ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/2 "2007-04-01T01:40:03Z")
he didn’t give you a ticket. that’s not a dick head. and you posted in the wrong forum. ---
**Author:** ![skylinez07](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skylinez07/32/4993_2.png) [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/3 "2007-04-01T01:46:08Z")
well i thought Can I see your ID wold be appropiate then i realized that it might have something to do with drinking. But if there is a moterator that could move this to the right place that would be greatly appereciated. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/4 "2007-04-01T02:09:17Z")
this is a joke right? ---
**Author:** ![Maximus33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Maximus33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Maximus33)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/5 "2007-04-01T02:48:53Z")
your an idiot ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/6 "2007-04-01T04:48:48Z")
Yea I know what you are saying skylineZZZ. I’m always pissed when I get pulled over and don’t get a ticket. FUCKERS! Your spelling and grammar are also terrible. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/7 "2007-04-01T05:01:13Z")
Your a retard, and why is this in meets and gatherings. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/8 "2007-04-01T05:46:58Z")
I was really hoping to see an unjustified police ass whooping when I came into this thread… Now that I see what a retard you are I’m hoping for a justified police ass whooping. [quote=“01AudiS4,post:7,topic:26878"”] **Your** a retard… [/quote] Pot, meet kettle. ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/9 "2007-04-01T06:11:52Z")
Are you a real person? Like seriously. Are you really that much a moron? ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/10 "2007-04-01T06:12:12Z")
wow what a dick, he pulled u over at 3 in the morning to see if you were drunk most likely and dont give u a ticket. u should have got his badge # for that one ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/11 "2007-04-01T06:21:29Z")
I love lamp. ---
**Author:** ![fullCircle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/46a35a/32.png) [@fullCircle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fullCircle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/12 "2007-04-01T06:28:43Z")
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**Author:** ![ugo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ugo/32/7430_2.png) [@ugo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ugo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/13 "2007-04-01T06:40:00Z")
[quote=skylinez07;500570]my car just bursts out super loud. Don’t know why but it did it. /quote] /\ This says it all. Please surrender your license!!! ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/14 "2007-04-01T06:42:37Z")
im 19 and dont complain about getting pulled over, and not getting a ticket. even if its something i need to go to muffler court for its not that big of deal, because usually they tell you to fix it and have it signed off. moron ---
**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/15 "2007-04-01T06:49:22Z")
First off, Anything Blue “Light” on your car is a big No No! Plus ya have to have a special permit for Blue lights. And gee, I had a gun but it wasn’t loaded, why were the cops dicks and shoot at me? Your lucky ya didnt get your shit impounded. My eyez!, he was VERY Nice to just check ya out and let ya go with nothing! now go buy your friendly LAW ENFORCEMENT officer a nice warm friendly Crispy Creame donute. ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/16 "2007-04-01T06:56:27Z")
You myfriend are dumb as mud… you’re complaining that you got pulled over and no ticket when he could’ve given you one for a whole lotta things… WTF??? ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/17 "2007-04-01T07:10:48Z")
i bet he is going to say that he was drunk when he posted this ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/18 "2007-04-01T07:12:11Z")
[quote=“Tunerfreak,post:17,topic:26878"”] i bet he is going to say that he was drunk when he posted this [/quote] lol that would be amusing ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/19 "2007-04-01T07:17:08Z")
[quote=“skylinez07"”] :wtf: Ok so it was 3:30 a.m. and I was going home from my girlfriends house and I was turning off of Como onto Transit going towards French, and I guess there was some sort of accident and like four(4) Lancaster cops sitting there doing nothing. So as I’m going down Transit my car just bursts out super loud. Don’t know why but it did it. Well anyways one of the cops decided to pull me over just around Applebees. So he merrily walks around to the window and well you know the routien. Well he was like where are you coming from and well were you drinking and i was like “no”. he also asked when my last speeding ticket was and i was like “September I guess”. He went back to his car and did something and came back, he was like "well before you drive your car again you might want to get your car fixed. Suprisingly I didn’t get a ticket. But For all the things he could have given me a ticket for, Blue corner lenses, Blue turn signals, Blue tail lights, and Loud Exhaust, I mean what the Fuck why do they have to be such dick heads? :bsflag: [/quote] Woe is you so many things he could have gotten you for. He even followed standard procedure by asking if you were drinking OMGWTFBBQ?!?! And he even had the gall not to give you a ticket I mean seriously. What a dick. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/20 "2007-04-01T07:42:13Z")
I really hope that whole post was a bunch of sarcasm. And what is up with the random BSflag at the end? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878.md?page=2)