# Lancaster Cops are D!kHeads!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 1, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878 "2007-04-01T01:38:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/21 "2007-04-01T08:05:52Z")

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Huge ass fucking picard

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**Author:** ![suicide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@suicide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suicide)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/22 "2007-04-01T08:18:09Z")

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haha, yeah it must suck to get pulled over and not get any tickets… who dosen’t want a few tickets when they get pulled over. You should of asked him for some, he probably would of done it

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/23 "2007-04-01T08:20:50Z")

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go find a rope

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/24 "2007-04-01T08:28:47Z")

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maybe he just april fooled us. maybe a mod made the thread. if that was the case… we are all owned. if not.

i’ve said it before…

go find yourself a new forum noobie

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**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/25 "2007-04-01T08:39:45Z")

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April Fools jokes are teh lame.

Always.

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**Author:** ![baseball24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baseball24/32/7452_2.png) [@baseball24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baseball24)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/26 "2007-04-01T09:02:03Z")

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my car just bursts out super loud. Don’t know why but it did it.

wow and you dont know why you got pulled over?hmm next time why dont you stop and ask the cops if they want to race… fix your car and you wont get pulled over… the cops were doing there job, im sure if u went by and didnt magically rev your car at four officers they probably wont pull you over.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/27 "2007-04-01T11:56:36Z")

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[![http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowrofl.gif](http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowrofl.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com)

the noobs keep getting better and better

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/28 "2007-04-01T12:10:34Z")

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[quote=“skylinez07"”]

:wtf: Ok so it was 3:30 a.m. and I was going home from my girlfriends house and I was turning off of Como onto Transit going towards French, and I guess there was some sort of accident and like four(4) Lancaster cops sitting there doing nothing. So as I’m going down Transit my car just bursts out super loud. Don’t know why but it did it.

Well anyways one of the cops decided to pull me over just around Applebees. So he merrily walks around to the window and well you know the routien. Well he was like where are you coming from and well were you drinking and i was like “no”. he also asked when my last speeding ticket was and i was like “September I guess”.

He went back to his car and did something and came back, he was like "well before you drive your car again you might want to get your car fixed. Suprisingly I didn’t get a ticket. But For all the things he could have given me a ticket for, Blue corner lenses, Blue turn signals, Blue tail lights, and Loud Exhaust, I mean what the Fuck why do they have to be such dick heads? :bsflag:

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**Author:** ![Nessuno3400](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nessuno3400/32/7228_2.png) [@Nessuno3400](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nessuno3400)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/29 "2007-04-01T12:11:35Z")

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people like you are the reason cops are mean. stop denying what you did was wrong and quit bitching. they’re paid to do things like that, you don’t make the law. and blue lights? are you retarded? my suggestion would be never to post something that stupid again.

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/30 "2007-04-01T12:12:50Z")

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i have since forth lost all faith in humanity

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/31 "2007-04-01T13:00:07Z")

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wow i bet you never thought you would get this reaction huh? my advice to you would be to cancel your account, sell your car and pretty much kill yourself, for the fact that made the most pointless and idiotic thread this forum has seen in a while.

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/32 "2007-04-01T13:13:08Z")

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Most of the time people on here are bandwagon jumping dickheads about cop stories but you definitely deserved it on this one.

The cops were cool and hooked you up.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/33 "2007-04-01T13:18:42Z")

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[quote=“Violator,post:32,topic:26878"”]

The cops were cool and hooked you up.

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**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/34 "2007-04-01T14:52:01Z")

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You gunned it in front of 4 cops, I would assume you were impaired in some way or another as well.  
He could have given you reckless driving as well as all of your illegal lights and “load exhaust”. He didn’t so why are you complaining?

When I was 17, I got pulled over with my girlfriend in my parents neighborhood, b/c “I didn’t look like I belonged”. Now that may be something to complain about.

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/35 "2007-04-01T14:56:08Z")

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ur an idiot. fix ur car and get the shit off of it

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**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/36 "2007-04-01T15:10:55Z")

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ugggh wtf its only april and im sick of reading all these posts about how the police pulled me over. Honestly when you brought those products did you stop an think? Lemme guess you got them so your car would look “cool” right? Well honeslty putting shit like that on your car and doing what you did is like sayin HI PULL ME OVER, so i have a good story to tell my friends about what dickheads the police are. Granted stops sometimes arent really needed for stupid things and those are the ones you can post up. They are doin a job …please go study the law on what is and isnt legal before you make another post like that thank you that is all.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/37 "2007-04-01T15:45:40Z")

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haha 9/10

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/38 "2007-04-01T15:58:53Z")

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I just want to point out, why he is NOT a dickhead. He did not give you a ticket, he may have given you a hard time but given the sound of your post you deserve it.

Be thankful you didn’t get a ticket. Here’s something to rant about. My gf getting pulled over by a cop at 7am this morning because he said she ran a red light when the light was green. BS in my eyes but no ticket, so no harm done.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/39 "2007-04-01T16:00:23Z")

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Attempt to ford the river? (Y/N)

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/40 "2007-04-01T16:10:58Z")

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i’m really having a hard time believing that he was being serious.

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