# Lancaster Cops are D!kHeads!!!

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**Created:** [April 1, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878 "2007-04-01T01:38:18Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancaster-cops-are-d-kheads/26878/44 "2007-04-01T17:18:22Z")

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[quote=“ly555is,post:39,topic:26878"”]

Attempt to ford the river? (Y/N)

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You lose:  
-5 Oxen  
-6 Spicy chicken wings  
-Your virginity  
-Block of swiss cheese  
-6 pairs of swimsuits  
-1 Sweater  
-The rest of your family

Morale is low.

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