# Late night snack Hijinks **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 15, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685 "2007-04-15T23:00:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/1 "2007-04-15T23:00:32Z")
So I was making a late-night snack involving sausage, bread, and various condiments. I spread ranch dressing on one piece of bread, no problems there nice and smooth. No spillage, good so I thought so I turned it over and accidentally spread mayo (Not real mayo, that shit sucks) on other side. Only until I finished spreading the gooey goodness had I realized the terrible truth. Staring back at me I had a completely useless piece of bread that I could not pick up due to it being covered in non-healthy artery clogging hotness on both sides. What do I do!!?!!?! I guess the manly thing would be to eat said piece of bread with nothing on it. After all there are starving kids in the world, and I need to make up for it by eating more. It’s my duty, no my right as an American to do so. So I did, but then as an American I also need to sue the bread manufacturer for not including any way of warning myself not to do this. Perhaps later once I can find a good angle. Cliffs: I’m too retarded to operate a piece of bread. ---
**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/2 "2007-04-16T05:55:19Z")
Cheese is the solution to 95% of the world’s problems. Also acceptable, grill the mayo-nated side. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. It elevates normal sandwiches into awesomeness. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/3 "2007-04-16T09:51:44Z")
i would have thrown cheese on it, with another slice of bread, and then grilled it like grilled cheese. ---
**Author:** ![bpipe95](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bpipe95/32/7294_2.png) [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/4 "2007-04-16T11:00:33Z")
bacon… that is all ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/5 "2007-04-16T11:36:53Z")
I would have brought 2 more slices of bread into the equation, and make a sammmich. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/6 "2007-04-16T14:04:19Z")
PBJMayoRanch sandwich. I’m not too sure on that one. ---
**Author:** ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/7 "2007-04-16T14:11:13Z")
I didn’t vote. I just wanted to let you know that your cliffs caused me to actually LOL. ---
**Author:** ![intense98rt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/8 "2007-04-16T15:06:53Z")
how about adding some fluff ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/9 "2007-04-16T15:08:01Z")
I ate it already had I not, then I would have failed in my duty as an American. It was quite messy. ☹ Jam by far had the manliest insight. ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/10 "2007-04-16T15:08:38Z")
You need to lay off the yellow power pellets Fuzz… ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/11 "2007-04-16T15:18:21Z")
I would have taken it outside and thrown it at a tree… Sometimes when I get really mad I will take cottage cheese and fucking throw it at a tree, it doesn’t work well with sliced cheese. ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/12 "2007-04-16T20:10:51Z")
is it possible to pan fry with ranch dressing? ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/13 "2007-04-16T20:19:24Z")
Good question I could try that tonight. With extra butter of course. ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/14 "2007-04-16T21:58:56Z")
> **[French toast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_toast)** > > French toast is a dish made of bread soaked in eggs and milk, then fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, German toast, gypsy toast, poor knights (of Windsor), and Torrija. The earliest known reference to French toast is in the Apicius, a collection of Latin recipes dating to the 4th or 5th century, where it is described as simply aliter dulcia ("another sweet dish"). The recipee says to "slice fine white bread, remove the crust, and break it into large pieces. ... FTW. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/late-night-snack-hijinks/27685/15 "2007-04-16T22:00:19Z")
rape then spit