# lawlz

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 3, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766 "2011-02-03T19:45:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/81 "2011-02-03T21:39:17Z")

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> [@possible rim purchase. need some feedback](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-rim-purchase-need-some-feedback/39374/35):
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> cool. what is this a car off?

k24/k20 civic and that porsche that jiggzy’s talkin about

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**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/82 "2011-02-03T21:45:54Z")

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Prime example of someone jumping ship mid-atlantic sans life vest ITT.

f-onez toonzer disappears from the forum and a clown shoe pops up to replace him. We are so lucky.

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/83 "2011-02-03T22:12:16Z")

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Lmao its pretty fucking funny that amdisthebest crushed your dads car with the same set up and it actually looked like your dads car was standing still

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**Author:** ![2.7\_heaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/85f322/32.png) [@2.7\_heaven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2.7_heaven)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/84 "2011-02-03T22:15:10Z")

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> [@Parental spanking may be outlawed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parental-spanking-may-be-outlawed/39411/11):
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> Lmao its pretty fucking funny that amdisthebest crushed your dads car with the same set up and it actually looked like your dads car was standing still

lol my clutch was fried what do you expect?

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/85 "2011-02-03T22:21:51Z")

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> [@Parental spanking may be outlawed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parental-spanking-may-be-outlawed/39411/12):
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> lol my clutch was fried what do you expect?

Shoulda been double clutching. Then you wouldn’t have blown the welds on the intake… Now the mad scientist has to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried.

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**Author:** ![2.7\_heaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/85f322/32.png) [@2.7\_heaven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2.7_heaven)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/86 "2011-02-03T22:23:14Z")

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> [@WTT: My rotas/laptop for your PS3 or 360](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-my-rotas-laptop-for-your-ps3-or-360/39369/4):
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> Shoulda been double clutching. Then you wouldn’t have blown the welds on the intake… Now the mad scientist has to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried.

+1

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/87 "2011-02-03T22:25:21Z")

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2.slowwwwww

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/88 "2011-02-03T22:40:04Z")

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So wait, did he race some one? Cool.

If your dad hadn’t spend so much time trying to teach you how to drive his car, your clutch wouldn’t be shot.

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**Author:** ![2.7\_heaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/85f322/32.png) [@2.7\_heaven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2.7_heaven)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/89 "2011-02-03T22:44:08Z")

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> [@Parental spanking may be outlawed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parental-spanking-may-be-outlawed/39411/13):
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> So wait, did he race some one? Cool.
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> If your dad hadn’t spend so much time trying to teach you how to drive his car, your clutch wouldn’t be shot.

my mother taught me how to drive stick. and your completely right. i grinded it a few but who didnt when they were first learning. saying you didnt would just be cocky… and again, thats not his car. he has his own car

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/90 "2011-02-03T22:47:44Z")

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> [@prostreet racing in romania](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prostreet-racing-in-romania/39407/17):
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> my mother taught me how to drive stick. and again. thats not his car. he has his own car

holy shit go to sleep

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**Author:** ![2.7\_heaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/85f322/32.png) [@2.7\_heaven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2.7_heaven)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/91 "2011-02-03T22:50:42Z")

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> [@Anyone do a carfax for me?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-do-a-carfax-for-me/39202/3):
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> holy shit go to sleep

as a matter of fact i will. i have responsibilities unlike half of u goons =P

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/92 "2011-02-03T22:54:44Z")

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Yeah, gotta drop that 15 second ride off for a sweet tune up in the AM.

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**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/93 "2011-02-03T23:39:24Z")

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I work on big diesel and never went to votec. I must be doing it wrong.

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/94 "2011-02-04T02:09:00Z")

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DOOD WTF IS LAWLZ … what a fruit

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/95 "2011-02-04T04:29:02Z")

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Stop its your dads car and every one knows it

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**Author:** ![iamderrik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iamderrik/32/6634_2.png) [@iamderrik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamderrik)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/96 "2011-02-04T04:35:55Z")

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> [@Parental spanking may be outlawed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parental-spanking-may-be-outlawed/39411/2):
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> we need to get the psi bros and 6speedeg and derrick in this ni99a.

:thumbup Yeahhhh! at least i own my s4 not my old man, this kid neeeeds to gtfo

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/97 "2011-02-04T07:06:15Z")

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> [@prostreet racing in romania](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prostreet-racing-in-romania/39407/17):
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> my mother taught me how to drive stick. and your completely right. i grinded it a few but who didnt when they were first learning. saying you didnt would just be cocky… and again, thats not his car. he has his own car

Funny… I actually taught your mom how to play with my stick. I could potentially be your dad.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/98 "2011-02-04T07:23:01Z")

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dumb dumb dumb

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/99 "2011-02-04T07:23:59Z")

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2.7 dude only way to redeem yourself is post pics of girls who aren’t ugly that you bang or have banged

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawlz/256766/100 "2011-02-04T07:30:47Z")

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> [@MSG HD on Dish channel 362?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/msg-hd-on-dish-channel-362/39412/5):
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> Funny… I actually taught your mom how to play with my stick. I could potentially be your dad.

So it’s YOUR S4!!! :lol

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