# Lawn Jobs
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 14, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516 "2009-04-14T09:24:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/21 "2009-04-14T09:56:28Z")
The parts one
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/22 "2009-04-14T10:10:19Z")
> [@Has anyone ever been hated by a significant other's family?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/has-anyone-ever-been-hated-by-a-significant-others-family/17029/11):
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> What color was the car?
Silver.
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/23 "2009-04-14T10:13:31Z")
This is why I have camo cinder blocks in my yard.
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/24 "2009-04-14T10:16:22Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16361/14):
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> Silver.
:ninja
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/25 "2009-04-14T10:17:03Z")
this is why I dont have a yard
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/26 "2009-04-14T10:19:20Z")
> [@FS: 1990 325is w/2.7 stroker motor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1990-325is-w-2-7-stroker-motor/16671/21):
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> :ninja
:rofl
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/27 "2009-04-14T10:31:39Z")
Just air it out, who was it, just because you say who it is doesn’t mean you can’t get back at them.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/28 "2009-04-14T11:04:11Z")
Somebody did several yards the next block over from my house. Looked random though considering how many were done.
Somebody ripped donuts on the lawn at the nursing home I deliver to.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/29 "2009-04-14T11:08:40Z")
You gotta get/make a set of spike strips man
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/30 "2009-04-14T11:09:27Z")
I haz run flat tires
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/31 "2009-04-14T11:25:52Z")
I dont even have grass anymore. Looks like a dirt patch. WTF? We had grass last year after we tore the whole yard up after cutting down a tree and planted grass and it was green and shit but it disappeared and didnt come back.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/32 "2009-04-14T11:36:43Z")
> [@FS: 94 Jetta GLX VR6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-94-jetta-glx-vr6/10186/36):
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> :rofl
What is so funny?
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/33 "2009-04-14T11:55:20Z")
buy some bear traps.
[they’ll shit bricks, like this!](http://dagobah.biz/flash/bender_srat_kirpi4ami2.swf) (\
### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/34 "2009-04-14T12:19:25Z")
> [@So as some of you may know...I suck at lying](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/136):
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> I dont even have grass anymore. Looks like a dirt patch. WTF? We had grass last year after we tore the whole yard up after cutting down a tree and planted grass and it was green and shit but it disappeared and didnt come back.
Paul, you always manage to take any thread you post in, off topic and into one of your stories…
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/35 "2009-04-14T12:51:09Z")
> [@Another tup to Stealtth (part 1)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-tup-to-stealtth-part-1/17024/11):
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> Paul, you always manage to take any thread you post in, off topic and into one of your stories…
QFT, :lol
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/36 "2009-04-14T13:35:39Z")
and Jeff some of the lawns are down the road from your grandma (the new houses)
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/37 "2009-04-14T13:59:07Z")
> [@rolling belts open, mayeng.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rolling-belts-open-mayeng/17036/21):
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> and Jeff some of the lawns are down the road from your grandma (the new houses)
Ya bc “a touch of green” landscaping didnt do it right.
Theres patches everywhere from the new day rd extention and st jude.
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### Author:  [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/38 "2009-04-14T18:12:34Z")
Silver wrx… :ninja
Talked to Leo, payback will somehow involve the use of my fathers 1974 Chevy Dually pickup. AKA. The Punisher!! 454 is gonna do werk on lawns :lol
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/39 "2009-04-14T18:14:21Z")
> [@So as some of you may know...I suck at lying](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/161):
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> Silver wrx… :ninja
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> Talked to Leo, payback will somehow involve the use of my fathers 1974 Chevy Dually pickup. 454 is gonna do werk on lawns :lol
Quoted for future evidence
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/40 "2009-04-14T18:15:51Z")
like i said to k20 the other night, i went through about 100lbs of grass seed, and like 10 mailboxes growing up… it happens. and getting worked up over it, or retaliating doesnt solve it… ask LConrad about my mailbox, he knows where atleast one of them ended up :ahh:lol
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