# Lawn Jobs **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 14, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516 "2009-04-14T09:24:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/41 "2009-04-14T18:16:40Z")
> [@So as some of you may know...I suck at lying](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/161): > > Silver wrx… :ninja > > Talked to Leo, payback will somehow involve the use of my fathers 1974 Chevy Dually pickup. AKA. The Punisher!! 454 is gonna do werk on lawns :lol Quoted myself for emphasis on the severity of the situation ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/42 "2009-04-14T18:17:30Z")
> [@FS- 1995 Eagle Talon TSi AWD - SOLD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-eagle-talon-tsi-awd-sold/14367/30): > > Quoted myself for emphasis on the severity of the situation :lol ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/43 "2009-04-14T18:17:36Z")
the punisher is no joke ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/44 "2009-04-14T18:18:07Z")
> [@Help me find a mountain bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-a-mountain-bike/16964/39): > > like i said to k20 the other night, i went through about 100lbs of grass seed, and like 10 mailboxes growing up… it happens. and getting worked up over it, or retaliating doesnt solve it… ask LConrad about my mailbox, he knows where atleast one of them ended up :ahh:lol Key word growing up… We are all grown up now. People are immature as fuck. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/45 "2009-04-14T18:19:09Z")
> [@FS- 1995 Eagle Talon TSi AWD - SOLD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-eagle-talon-tsi-awd-sold/14367/30): > > Quoted myself for emphasis on the severity of the situation Quoted for quoting yourself. This whole “lawn job” business is retarded. Destroying each others’ parents’ property. I dunno about you guys, but my parents worked their asses off for the house and property they have and they don’t deserve that shit. Whoopee! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/46 "2009-04-14T18:20:36Z")
I still don’t understand why people think that the world is oblivious to their actions… ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/47 "2009-04-14T18:21:04Z")
> [@pimped out white car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pimped-out-white-car/17000/6): > > Key word growing up… We are all grown up now. People are immature as fuck. bro, i was 17 the last time my mailbox got plunked, ray was like 20., the other guys were like 21-22. 👏lmao ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/48 "2009-04-14T18:21:15Z")
:+1 ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/49 "2009-04-14T18:21:33Z")
> [@rolling belts open, mayeng.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rolling-belts-open-mayeng/17036/59): > > I still don’t understand why people think that the world is oblivious to their actions… We call that the “failvis” mentality ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/50 "2009-04-14T18:21:49Z")
> [@Ever Hear of ELF Oil?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-hear-of-elf-oil/17038/13): > > bro, i was 17 the last time my mailbox got plunked, ray was like 20., the other guys were like 21-22. 👏lmao Well thats just hilarious :lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/51 "2009-04-14T18:22:28Z")
> [@Just put a deposit on my new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-put-a-deposit-on-my-new-car/17012/42): > > Quoted for quoting yourself. This whole “lawn job” business is retarded. Destroying each others’ parents’ property. I dunno about you guys, but my parents worked their asses off for the house and property they have and they don’t deserve that shit. Whoopee! This is 100% true. Yet people continue to do it. :Idiots I told my neighbor (Chief Investigator for Colonie PD) about the incident, he’s having one of his late-night patrol officers swing through a few times a night. Not saying that it will stop people from doing it again, but i’d rather have the police catch them than having to take matters into my own hands. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/52 "2009-04-14T18:24:09Z")
> [@my new race style idea.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-race-style-idea/17034/9): > > Well thats just hilarious :lol my friends dad has a 4x4 steel post with a couple yards on concrete in it, 6 feet down in the ground. thats the post. years ago, they came outside one morning and a jeep was stuck up on it, with no one to be found… edit: i dont even have a lawn. it sucks i wish i did, i like a nice, well kept lawn ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/53 "2009-04-14T18:25:38Z")
> [@Chris07SS"](#): > > take matters into my own hands. I did that once, then the police got involved. Luckily I know people on the inside, so no record! Bad decision either way though… hopefully this nonsense comes to a halt. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/54 "2009-04-14T18:31:02Z")
I don’t even understand why people chose my dad’s lawn. I don’t piss people off (that I know of), I don’t cause trouble with people, and I most certainly don’t touch anybody else’s property or posessions… so I sit here and wonder why people chose me out of anybody else. My father is a good guy, he works hard for what he has and it pisses me off to see people trying to fuck it up. Scumbags. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/55 "2009-04-14T18:31:50Z")
the f-150 has a good set of meaty tires on it ,im ready ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/56 "2009-04-14T18:35:22Z")
I would like for the person to come forward and simply apologize to my father and myself and end it there, but I know that won’t happen. Everyone is a big giant pussy, they grow the balls to do something that they think is “cool” yet turn into a little pussy whipped school girl crying bitch when they get caught red handed. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/57 "2009-04-14T18:39:38Z")
i dont ,id at least tear the lawn up wit my name ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/58 "2009-04-14T18:40:54Z")
The majority turns into a waterfall gushing vagina that gets FUCKED ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/59 "2009-04-14T18:42:03Z")
> [@Calling out FormulaLS1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-out-formulals1/17026/27): > > The majority turns into a waterfall gushing vagina that gets FUCKED you ever been wit a gusher or a squirter holy shit thats fun:thumbup ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/60 "2009-04-14T18:44:56Z")
> [@new to the forum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-the-forum/16976/11): > > you ever been wit a gusher or a squirter holy shit thats fun:thumbup Nope. Ex-gf got pretty damn wet but never that. I want to though. :eek [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516.md?page=4)