# Lawn Jobs **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 14, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516 "2009-04-14T09:24:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/61 "2009-04-14T18:47:04Z")
its wild ,my old lady almost drowned me one time,but that was when i was skinny and actually wanted to fuck her ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/62 "2009-04-14T18:48:00Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/63 "2009-04-14T18:55:26Z")
> [@Bye Bye Buffalo.... frowning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bye-bye-buffalo/17008/65): > > Ya bc “a touch of green” landscaping didnt do it right. > > Theres patches everywhere from the new day rd extention and st jude. I dont know what youre blaming on Dave but he’s a cool guy. He lives across the street from me. Im talking about tire tracks across the lawns all over that area. ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/64 "2009-04-14T18:59:41Z")
So do you know the person that drives the car that you saw driving across your lawn? Or just what the car looks like? ---
**Author:** ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/65 "2009-04-14T19:20:42Z")
Spike strips on the edge of the grass on the whole corner. If you dont want to do that… have fun staying up all night for weeks on end until someone does it again. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/66 "2009-04-14T19:28:00Z")
> [@Chris07SS"](#): > > This is 100% true. Yet people continue to do it. :Idiots > > I told my neighbor (Chief Investigator for Colonie PD) about the incident, he’s having one of his late-night patrol officers swing through a few times a night. Not saying that it will stop people from doing it again, but i’d rather have the police catch them than having to take matters into my own hands. JW, what’s your neighbor’s last name? ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/67 "2009-04-14T19:46:44Z")
> [@my new race style idea.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-race-style-idea/17034/11): > > I would like for the person to come forward and simply apologize to my father and myself and end it there, but I know that won’t happen. Everyone is a big giant pussy, they grow the balls to do something that they think is “cool” yet turn into a little pussy whipped school girl crying bitch when they get caught red handed. First of all, if you know who it was, then post who it was. Second, if you don’t know who it was, why do you assume it’s someone you know. People have lawnjobs happen randomly, even I’ve ACCIDENTALLY done one before. Post pics of the damage so we can see how ‘severe’ it is. No one on here is going to take matters into their own hands. “Wahhh, someone drove across my lawn.” Shit happens, to all of us. I used to live at a house that was on a street corner. Lawn jobs regularly. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/68 "2009-04-14T19:49:14Z")
> [@Cossey"](#): > > First of all, if you know who it was, then post who it was. > Second, if you don’t know who it was, why do you assume it’s someone you know. People have lawnjobs happen randomly, even I’ve ACCIDENTALLY done one before. > Post pics of the damage so we can see how ‘severe’ it is. > > No one on here is going to take matters into their own hands. “Wahhh, someone drove across my lawn.” Shit happens, to all of us. I used to live at a house that was on a street corner. Lawn jobs regularly. Trust me it wasn’t accidental. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/69 "2009-04-14T20:04:12Z")
I can see if your house is on a corner and you get them(from whatever, drunk drivers[shouldnt happen anyways, but theyre out there], idiots not knowing where theyre going, old bags not seeing the road) I know my neighbors across the street get atleast a few a year because their house is on the corner. But I mean whoever did mine, it was 100% intentional, up and around the tree in the middle of my lawn avoiding the lamp post, and then around the mail box. Fucking ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/70 "2009-04-14T20:10:11Z")
> [@rolling belts open, mayeng.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rolling-belts-open-mayeng/17036/67): > > I can see if your house is on a corner and you get them(from whatever, drunk drivers[shouldnt happen anyways, but theyre out there], idiots not knowing where theyre going, old bags not seeing the road) I know my neighbors across the street get atleast a few a year because their house is on the corner. > But I mean whoever did mine, it was 100% intentional, up and around the tree in the middle of my lawn avoiding the lamp post, and then around the mail box. Fucking ridiculous. That’s what cinder blocks are for. Nice placement. :thumbup :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/71 "2009-04-14T21:30:00Z")
^You better keep that vehicle of yours in the Guilderland area where it belongs, or else we are going to have problems. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/72 "2009-04-14T21:31:42Z")
Oh snap ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/73 "2009-04-14T21:32:44Z")
Did Chuck do the lawnjob? ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/74 "2009-04-14T21:35:10Z")
You guys are somethin else. Fight eachother instead of ruining your parents shit. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/75 "2009-04-14T21:36:04Z")
Yea lets hold a boxing match ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/76 "2009-04-14T21:38:11Z")
> [@IE 7, RC1 available now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ie-7-rc1-available-now/17037/9): > > You guys are somethin else. Fight eachother instead of ruining your parents shit. I still don’t understand the reasoning behind this. I did nothing to start this or instigate anything whatsoever, yet my parents’ lawn gets chosen for this idiocy. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/77 "2009-04-14T21:38:45Z")
Who did it. Fuck it just throw it out there. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/78 "2009-04-14T21:40:31Z")
I’m not going to directly say who it is in this post. If you really want to know who I saw put putt across my lawn while I was standing in my garage looking out of the fucking window, shoot me a PM. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/79 "2009-04-14T21:42:10Z")
i already know who it was i heard through the grape vine. hes posting in this thread and has a slow japanese fireball ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lawn-jobs/243516/80 "2009-04-14T21:44:16Z")
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