# "laying pipe in jess b" (help me write a book) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 30, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502 "2005-06-30T13:48:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/1 "2005-06-30T13:48:11Z")
i am looking to get as many stories as possible. just short little paragraphs. post as many as you can. its for a present for a friend of mine. kind of a long story. The only rules they should be short. and weird. no caps except for the t in This! has to start with: “This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b.” and end with “so i quickely got up and left” dont make it real pervy guys… especially you, hotrodkid. lol. * * * This one time i was laying pipe in jess b and a government agent burst through the door hot on his heels was morgan freeman dressed up like morgan freeman a brief battle ensued until a black hole consumed them both so i quickely got dressed and left. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/2 "2005-06-30T14:21:30Z")
if you’re talking about that one chick… ah man, i’d let off, i think she’s got the idea now… ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/3 "2005-06-30T14:21:40Z")
wow i dont have the brain 4 this ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/4 "2005-06-30T14:43:08Z")
this has absolutely nothing to do with any girl i dated. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/5 "2005-06-30T14:47:48Z")
newmans trying to lay pipe… ok let him be… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Sinister](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_sinister/32/7218_2.png) [@Mr\_Sinister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_Sinister)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/6 "2005-06-30T16:08:27Z")
> [@Cuban\_Crisis](#): > > newmans trying to lay pipe… ok let him be… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/7 "2005-06-30T16:18:13Z")
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b but then i realized there were 100 other things id rather be doing so without even finishing, leaving her unsatisfied i quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/8 "2005-06-30T16:30:28Z")
This one time newman was laying pipe in jess b which is what he named the hamster he got for his crazy ex-gf Have you ever heard that joke “why would you ever electric tape a hamster?” before she found it dead on newman’s bed he quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/9 "2005-06-30T17:49:11Z")
> [@newman](#): > > this has absolutely nothing to do with any girl i dated. oh okay then This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b i made her a chocolate toaster strudel first then i hit it shortly thereafter she tried to tell me that the strawberry kind was better fucking bitch so i quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/10 "2005-06-30T18:06:44Z")
this one time i was layin pipe in jess b i told her i had cock she wanted to see the bitch had aids so i called her a slut then i stuck it in her butt she wasn’t even tight so i threw no fight the junk in her trunk had a little heft so i quickly got up and left… ahaha my rhymin skilZ y0 actually this is the worse one yet… so yeah i suck ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/11 "2005-06-30T19:23:23Z")
lol keep going ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/12 "2005-06-30T19:47:03Z")
id do another but my first one sucked… so fuck it… anyone else got a better one? ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/13 "2005-06-30T20:03:39Z")
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b. and then we went to the boat room hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then i seen This painting and i was like “i gots to have This painting” “my brother did say that” hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and here we have the 1984 silverado, black on black, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so i quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/14 "2005-06-30T20:05:35Z")
wtf ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/15 "2005-06-30T20:07:03Z")
newman gets it ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/16 "2005-07-01T01:19:42Z")
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b completely ignorant to her needs and we all know “you\>her” is the best so I quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/17 "2005-07-01T01:41:40Z")
This one time i was laying a pipe in jess b she quickly turned around and asked me why i had stopped i told her its far to dangerous to be using this lead pipe to please her needs so i quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/18 "2005-07-01T02:15:35Z")
> [@newman](#): > > dont make it real pervy guys… especially you, hotrodkid. lol. silence ! you still have to clean my computer screen from that sex / painting comment ! lol heres goes : This one time i was laying pipe in jess b, on the school lawn for all to see ! i was giving it to her deep, but she hardly made a peep i was trying my best and thats when she confessed "sorry, you just dont have enough “heft” so i quickely got dressed and left. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/19 "2005-07-01T02:22:52Z")
> [@Vrooom](#): > > This one time i was laying pipe in jess b > completely ignorant to her needs > and we all know “you\>her” is the best > so I quickly got up and left LoL… thanks!! ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/20 "2005-07-01T05:26:57Z")
This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b and jess turned around to look at me “why you dont call out my name no more?” the sentance rattle me for the answer I gave was "im trying hard not to call out the name of your sister with an half twisted grin she said “i sometimes think about sex with your best friend” so i quickely got up and left [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502.md?page=2)