# "laying pipe in jess b" (help me write a book) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 30, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502 "2005-06-30T13:48:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/21 "2005-07-01T05:37:15Z")
This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b it was 1.5" stainless schedule 10 i finished butt welding the pieces together so i quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/22 "2005-07-01T05:46:00Z")
This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b. when my ex called and asked to see me i asked Jess if she wanted to three-way and she responded with oy vey! … so i quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/23 "2005-07-01T05:56:41Z")
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b while trying to ignore the surroundings about me it would appear i am a recent victem of theft so i quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/24 "2005-07-01T06:08:29Z")
This one time i ws laying pipe in jess b. i sprayed the NOS i blew the welds on my intake manifold so i quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/25 "2005-07-01T06:43:01Z")
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b. when all the sudden the bitch started diss-in me so i responded with "well youve fucked like 690 guys and she replied “um, try taking the zero off the end” that s when i realized shes a total whore so i quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/26 "2005-07-01T07:41:48Z")
[left]This one time I was laying pipe in Jess B When my shaft was attacked by herpes Now it burns when I pee I’LL KILL THE BITCH so I quickly got up and left -Cheater-[/left] ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/27 "2005-07-01T07:57:15Z")
This one time i was laying pipe in jess b and she admitted she used to be a man so i quickly got up and left This one time i was laying pipe in jess b and at first i thought she was realy tight but then i realized that the immagrint she was trying to smuggle was giving me had from inside her snatch so i quickly got up and left This one time i was laying pipe in jess b welll… not the real jess b, cause she wont touch me its realy my “britney spears all grown up action plushie” but i painted a mustach on her, and now she looks like jess b but i was going so fast that her fabric vag started to smoke i threw ky on the smoke but it burst into flames so i quickly got up and left This one time i was laying pipe in jess b and i found her ex boyfriends watch and her ex gf’s braclet and the families missing 1973 lincoln town car so i quickly got up and left am i crossing the line yet damnit ??? lol ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/28 "2005-07-01T08:04:20Z")
This one time I was laying pipe in jess b. when the bitch told me “sorry I dont suck dicks” so I quickely got up and left ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/29 "2005-07-01T08:37:36Z")
This one time I was laying pipe in jess b and then christopher walken busted through the door and he said "hold!.. on… ive got a fever… and the… only cure is more… cow bell!!.. so i pulled a cowbell out of my jumpsuit’s left thigh pocket and cured his fever by beating jess b over the head with it. so I quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![PitLord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pitlord/32/7584_2.png) [@PitLord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PitLord)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/30 "2005-07-01T09:01:48Z")
This one time I was laying pipe in jess b, some guy came barging in asking about a candle stick when he realized I only had a pipe he left, some woman ran through asking about a revolver I threw the pipe at her, turns out it was me in the laboratory with the lead pipe, so I quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/31 "2005-07-01T09:06:03Z")
> [@PitLord](#): > > This one time I was laying pipe in jess b, > some guy came barging in asking about a candle stick > when he realized I only had a pipe he left, > some woman ran through asking about a revolver > I threw the pipe at her, > turns out it was me in the laboratory with the lead pipe, > so I quickly got up and left aaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaa ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/32 "2005-07-01T09:09:04Z")
This one time I was laying pipe in jess b se lo meti sin compacion por el culo y ella grito…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh me le bine en la boca con la pinga llena de mierda so I quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/33 "2005-07-01T10:54:55Z")
> [@Cuban\_Crisis](#): > > LoL… thanks!! :biglaugh: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/34 "2005-07-01T13:22:14Z")
This one time I was laying pipe in Jess B, when all of a sudden I realized that Newman was done with his girl, so in order to have a corrilating “flip-flop” I just decided it was better to not finish and i needed a sanitary break so i quickly got up and left ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/35 "2005-07-08T05:19:33Z")
all you suckas that skipped the meet last night also missed the chance to lay pipe in… well… meet, Jess B. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/36 "2005-07-08T06:28:57Z")
I knew i shouldnt have left early…jess B is a guy isn’t he ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/37 "2005-07-08T06:30:32Z")
> [@azndc5er](#): > > I knew i shouldnt have left early…jess B is a guy isn’t he haha, people, im not gay! :lol: jess B is a pearlybird. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/38 "2005-07-08T06:38:25Z")
> [@newman](#): > > jess B is a pearlybird. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearlybird](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearlybird) **_pearlybird is undefined_** ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/39 "2005-07-08T06:39:12Z")
pearlybird = whitechick ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502/40 "2005-07-08T06:40:53Z")
sure… pearlybird = heavily built and bearded biker bear I am definately submitting that as a definition [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laying-pipe-in-jess-b-help-me-write-a-book/502.md?page=1)