# Legs going numb...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 28, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950 "2005-10-28T15:03:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/21 "2005-10-28T21:21:10Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#):
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> :word: That or a blood clot. Definitly go to the doc if your having problems like this.
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> But on the shitter, when you read or play on the cell, do you rest your elbows on your knees? 'cause that will do it too… happends to me if I’m there too long.
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> :crap:
I agree… if you sit funny (i.e. leaning forwards for the good angle or resting your elbows on your legs like Onyx mentioned…) then you are probably just letting less blood through because you putting pressure on them therefore letting less blood through. Just sit back, relax and don’t stink it up so damn much!
:crap:
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/22 "2005-10-28T21:55:01Z")
okay, the thing about the compacted shit in your intestines - i mean, somebody snopes this already
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/23 "2005-10-28T23:13:20Z")
> [@Fetter](#):
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> I agree… if you sit funny (i.e. leaning forwards for the good angle or resting your elbows on your legs like Onyx mentioned…) then you are probably just letting less blood through because you putting pressure on them therefore letting less blood through. Just sit back, relax and don’t stink it up so damn much!
> :crap:
way too much info dude!!!
Focus on the new house man…
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### Author:  [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/24 "2005-10-28T23:18:51Z")
wierdest thread of the year, yet, hilarious :tup:
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### Author:  [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/25 "2005-10-29T08:04:04Z")
> [@SpenceSpeed](#):
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> As far as wiping…do you wipe with the same hand you use to shake hands with someone you meet?
^ yet another reason why lefties ROCK.
you may be cutting off the blood flow to your legs with the pressure of the seat on the back of your legs. maybe stand on a few books when you sit so your legs are off the seat.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/26 "2005-10-29T08:07:23Z")
elbows digging into knees (while leaning fwd) restricts blood flow.
get a shoter pot, sit upright you lazy fucker, and put your feet up - nothing like pimiping while pooping.
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/27 "2005-10-29T09:43:23Z")
its def the leaning forward action.
i put my elbows on my knees so I can hold the mag with 2 hands, or play the cell with both.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/28 "2005-10-29T10:00:41Z")
haha i ALWAYS text people from the bathroom if i don’t have anything to read :tup:
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### Author:  [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/29 "2005-10-29T12:10:42Z")
numbness in the limbs is one of the key symptoms of MS, and yes it can and does affect young people.
Seriously, I have people in my family with MS, if this is something thats happening a lot, get it checked out.
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/30 "2005-10-29T12:26:06Z")
dude, just spank it while you’re pooing and your legs won’t go numb and when you jizz, the poo comes out easier.
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### Author:  [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/31 "2005-10-29T15:31:12Z")
^ please be joking.
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/32 "2005-10-29T15:50:36Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#):
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> dude, just spank it while you’re pooing and your legs won’t go numb and when you jizz, the poo comes out easier.
there’s a fine line somewhere…you’re wayyyyyy past it. I wasn’t funny or anything…just plain dumb. It made me try thinking of things I may have said in 5th grade.
I didn’t go through all the posts, but poor circulation could be a factor. If I sit right…like with my leg crossed or something, it only takes about 5 minutes for a leg to fall asleep.
EDIT:
After doing a google search… you legs tingling is a sign a herpes outbrake. Bad Jack! Bad!
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/33 "2005-10-29T16:27:27Z")
did it say herpes or hemerhoids? cause that would explain the burning as well.:crap:
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2005, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/34 "2005-10-30T10:09:35Z")
im at work right now, just took a trip to the shitter. I noticed on the way back that my leg had fallen asleep and i thought of this thread immediately, just thought ide share
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2005, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/35 "2005-10-30T10:20:14Z")
yes, I was joking. But try it to find out. lol
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/36 "2005-10-31T06:19:37Z")
> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> haha i ALWAYS text people from the bathroom if i don’t have anything to read :tup:
You’d love my house, we have a magazine rack in the bathroom (next to the terlit). We also have 7-8 mag. subscriptions.
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#):
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> dude, just spank it while you’re pooing and your legs won’t go numb and when you jizz, the poo comes out easier.
WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/37 "2005-10-31T06:38:39Z")
The guy next to me is trying to put his ankle on his knee and type on the computer at the same time. This would be fine and all, but it looks like it takes some effort for him to actually get his ankle to his knee. Plus he smells like bowling alley and juicy fruit. And is wearing an animal print shirt. And I judge horribly. I bet his leg is going numb now.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/38 "2005-10-31T06:50:06Z")
I put my ankle on my knee all of the time…?
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/39 "2005-10-31T06:52:57Z")
At the computer? It really didn’t look that comfortable. Just what I want, somebody’s shoe on my lap…
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/legs-going-numb/3950/40 "2005-10-31T06:55:04Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> At the computer? It really didn’t look that comfortable. Just what I want, somebody’s shoe on my lap…
meh, its comfy for me.
shoe on your lap? do you live in an itsy-bitsy cubicle farm?
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