# Lesbo jokes :lol:

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**Created:** [September 29, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lesbo-jokes-lol/2863 "2005-09-29T12:42:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lesbo-jokes-lol/2863/1 "2005-09-29T12:42:27Z")

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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?

…A licker cabinet.

1. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?..

…A Klondyke.

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3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

…Militia Etheridge.

1. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the  
same time?

…Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary  
Kay on their face.

1. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

…Fur Traders.

1. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

…A Lickalotapuss.

1. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

…Well Hung.

1. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

…She was found face down in Ricki Lake

1. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

2. What do you call lesbian twins?

…Lick-a-likes.

1. What’s the definition of confusion?

…Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

1. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker  
and a lesbian?

…One’s a snack cracker.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lesbo-jokes-lol/2863/2 "2005-09-29T13:01:18Z")

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in what!!!

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lesbo-jokes-lol/2863/3 "2005-09-29T13:02:15Z")

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lol fixed

edit: added more too… didnt paste right for some reason?! 😕

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lesbo-jokes-lol/2863/4 "2005-09-29T13:42:00Z")

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:lol: