# Let the humor begin: Tiger Woods **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 1, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741 "2009-12-01T16:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/1 "2009-12-01T16:25:42Z")
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. This one is my favorite, **Apparently the only person that can beat Tiger with a golf club is his wife.** ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/2 "2009-12-01T16:33:57Z")
Um… he cant drive because hes part Asian? Thats funny. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/3 "2009-12-01T16:41:48Z")
My grandma wants her jokes back. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/4 "2009-12-01T17:02:40Z")
> [@does anyone work at best buy or circuit city](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-work-at-best-buy-or-circuit-city/26568/11): > > My grandma wants her jokes back. So take them ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/5 "2009-12-01T17:03:42Z")
> [@does anyone work at best buy or circuit city](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-work-at-best-buy-or-circuit-city/26568/11): > > My grandma wants her jokes back. LOLOL :rofl ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/6 "2009-12-01T18:01:20Z")
> [@does anyone work at best buy or circuit city](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-work-at-best-buy-or-circuit-city/26568/11): > > My grandma wants her jokes back. Really? You’re usually a bit more witty with the comments…slacker. :shifty ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/7 "2009-12-01T18:35:17Z")
> [@usmc2801"](#): > > Really? You’re usually a bit more witty with the comments…slacker. :shifty I know. ☹ I felt ashamed of that one even as I typed it. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/8 "2009-12-01T18:49:55Z")
Youre getting lazy in your old age ---
**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/9 "2009-12-17T10:35:55Z")
![http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7348/000235549.jpg](http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7348/000235549.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/10 "2009-12-17T11:04:16Z")
Ohh I see whats going on here. ---
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/11 "2009-12-17T11:27:14Z")
Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 Ho’s :rofl ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/12 "2009-12-17T11:38:57Z")
no gym and now this??? this weak ass thread? holy shit! this thread is borderline sully fail! ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/13 "2009-12-17T12:30:27Z")
It is near the Christmas break of the school year… The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.” Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.” Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.” Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.” Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.” Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.” Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.” Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!” The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?” Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/14 "2009-12-18T07:05:56Z")
/\ hehe good one ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/15 "2021-02-23T21:14:47Z")
Not sure if this is the place to post but… looks like Tiger Woods crashed again. > **[Tiger Woods in surgery after serious crash, first-responders needed 'jaws of...](https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tiger-woods-los-angeles-car-crash)** > > Tiger Woods was injured in a serious car crash Monday and needed to be extricated from his vehicle with the “jaws of life,” the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/16 "2021-02-24T17:09:29Z")
curious how few details have emerged on this thus far. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/17 "2021-02-25T01:57:45Z")
The “Tiger Woods can’t drive straight” jokes are all over the web right now. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-the-humor-begin-tiger-woods/248741/18 "2021-02-25T02:07:14Z")
imagine having this happen to you and basically no one mentions you have a storied history of vehicle accidents related to heavy substance use? #blkpriv