# "lets crack open a cold one"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 29, 2006, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200 "2006-09-29T07:47:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/1 "2006-09-29T07:47:56Z")

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[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873)

prolly a repost, but i did search for 10 seconds 1st…

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/2 "2006-09-29T07:57:06Z")

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Was she hot?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/3 "2006-09-29T08:04:34Z")

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lol they were talking about this on shred and regan… fucked up people. I want to know how he managed to convince his friends to take part…

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**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/4 "2006-09-29T08:26:47Z")

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What Douchebags :roll2:

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**Author:** ![jltalon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6a8cbe/32.png) [@jltalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jltalon)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/5 "2006-09-29T08:50:00Z")

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Thats fucking sick…go to a strip club or something to get your willy sucked.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/6 "2006-09-29T09:00:22Z")

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RED FLAG!!! RED FLAG!!! I hope their parents, local officials, police, etc are keeping a TIGHT watch on these freaks. Digging up a body to screw a corpse isn’t far from killing someone to screw a corpse.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/7 "2006-09-29T09:26:31Z")

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wouldnt it have been easier to just break in to the funeral home anyway?

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**Author:** ![tnick24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tnick24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tnick24)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/8 "2006-09-29T10:08:09Z")

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/9 "2006-09-29T10:14:02Z")

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The title to this thread is hilarious.

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**Author:** ![RedrRocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrrocket/32/7193_2.png) [@RedrRocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedrRocket)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/10 "2006-09-29T10:36:55Z")

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“Grant County Sheriff Keith Govier said the three were not acquainted with Tennessen but had seen an obituary with her photo.”

did u read the post.

lOL. those guys look like winners.

“Boy, you know what i feel like doin!”

Lets start digging.

thats fucked up. the sad part is that some states HAVE laws prohibiting sex with corpses… that means it had to be a problem in the first place.

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**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/11 "2006-09-29T10:45:22Z")

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if the dude on the right had a grill in, id think it was Newman.

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/12 "2006-09-29T11:02:16Z")

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> [@drvnkd](#):
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> wouldnt it have been easier to just break in to the funeral home anyway?

lol, true

should have just saved up some $ on gone to vegas, where hookers are legal

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/13 "2006-09-29T11:24:56Z")

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I wonder how it feels cold…

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**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/14 "2006-09-29T11:26:01Z")

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^ You should know. ZIIIIIIIING.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/15 "2006-09-29T12:08:22Z")

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> [@TgDn32](#):
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> ^ You should know. ZIIIIIIIING.

I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing. But more on topic, that is just creepy.

Dude1: Hey I’m bored.  
Dude2: Word, Mondays blow.  
Dude1: Hey check out this hot bitch in the obituraries.  
Dude2: Word, I’d stick it in her rear. :tup:  
Dude1: Yeah, I’ll call up my friend he has some shovels  
Dude2: Score!

_Phone ring_  
Dude3: Yo!  
Dude1: Sup man I saw this hot bitch in the obit…  
Dude3: Word up dude, I’m already there.  
Dude1: Dude that is so hot!  
Dude3: Straight up homie, see you in five.

_Hang up_  
Dude1/2: We are soooo getting laid tonight!

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/16 "2006-09-29T12:19:48Z")

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> [@BikerFry](#):
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> RED FLAG!!! RED FLAG!!! I hope their parents, local officials, police, etc are keeping a TIGHT watch on these freaks. Digging up a body to screw a corpse isn’t far from killing someone to screw a corpse.

:word:

You know, I didn’t click on this thread all day because I thought it was going to be about beer, or going out for beer etc. The last thing I wanted to read about on a Friday morning was a cold refreshing beer when I still had an 8 hour day in front of me. Little did I know.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/17 "2006-09-29T12:25:18Z")

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> [@j\_espo1](#):
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> if the dude on the right had a grill in, id think it was Newman.

that really looks nothing like me.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/18 "2006-09-29T12:30:03Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> that really looks nothing like me.

I agree that guy is way more siq.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/19 "2006-09-29T12:35:55Z")

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But the one on the right really looks like Frodo.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-crack-open-a-cold-one/18200/20 "2006-09-29T12:44:50Z")

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[http://alternatecovers.blogspot.com/2006/09/photo-of-laura-tennessen.html](http://alternatecovers.blogspot.com/2006/09/photo-of-laura-tennessen.html)

LOL!

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