# Lets say someone stole a book of my checks...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 23, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449 "2009-11-23T08:29:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449/21 "2009-12-02T08:05:30Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> If you are a dumbass and use someone else’s checking account to auto bill pay something of yours, you deserve to get caught and caned.

**BluBalls:** _“Hi, i would like to report fraudulant activity linked to my online auto bill pay account”_

**FBI:** _“Hmm… who do you think made a fraudulant payment to John Smith’s Time Warner Cable Bill located at 123 Main St, Anytown, Any State, USA?”_

**FBI:** _“I think we’ve got 'em”_

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449/22 "2009-12-02T08:07:16Z")

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“Hmm, who made an ACH transfer of the entire balance to John Doe’s UBS account in Switzerland? Let’s check. Oh wait, we don’t have access.”

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449/23 "2009-12-02T08:10:33Z")

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> [@LAFENGAS](#):
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> **BluBalls:** _“Hi, i would like to report fraudulant activity linked to my online auto bill pay account”_
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> **FBI:** _“Hmm… who do you think made a fraudulant payment to John Smith’s Time Warner Cable Bill located at 123 Main St, Anytown, Any State, USA?”_
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> **FBI:** _“I think we’ve got 'em”_

I THINK you forgot the whole part about the FBI being curious of the name bluballs

lol

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449/24 "2009-12-02T08:18:29Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> “Hmm, who made an ACH transfer of the entire balance to John Doe’s UBS account in Switzerland? Let’s check. Oh wait, we don’t have access.”

bro, I’ll open an account, you accidentally a whole chunk of HSBC to it, profit.

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449/25 "2009-12-02T08:19:21Z")

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> [@LAFENGAS](#):
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> **BluBalls:** _“Hi, i would like to report fraudulant activity linked to my online auto bill pay account”_
> 
> **FBI:** _“Hmm… who do you think made a fraudulant payment to John Smith’s Time Warner Cable Bill located at 123 Main St, Anytown, Any State, USA?”_
> 
> **FBI:** _“I think we’ve got 'em”_

I called up Comcast myself and spent 3 hours trying to figure out who’s account it was. How does that line in Pulp Fiction go? “I’d love for someone to rob me just so I have the chance of catching them” Something like that.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-say-someone-stole-a-book-of-my-checks/76449/26 "2009-12-02T08:23:16Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> bro, I’ll open an account, you accidentally a whole chunk of HSBC to it, profit.

Sounds good. Then I’ll quit my job to become an entrepreneur and open my own firm, known as CDCB.

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