# Life sucks.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152 "2009-07-10T11:49:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/1 "2009-07-10T11:49:25Z")
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating…you finish off as an orgasm.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/2 "2009-07-10T11:51:41Z")
auto vette owners :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/3 "2009-07-10T12:06:44Z")
I agree
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### Author:  [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/4 "2009-07-10T12:14:47Z")
alright benjermin button…homo
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/5 "2009-07-10T12:17:52Z")
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### Author:  [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/6 "2009-07-10T13:03:44Z")
u must be EMO cuz ur boy MIKENICE is banned
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/7 "2009-07-10T16:31:26Z")
if i would have known you were actying like this i would have brought razor blades for you
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### Author:  [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/8 "2009-07-10T17:09:12Z")
Booze will fix everything. Maybe I should show up in Pittsburgh and we should drink… oh, wait…
-TJ
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/9 "2009-07-10T17:16:03Z")
5/10 not bad, Just don’t want to imagine my dad’s orgasm.
Holy fuck, nobody caught the george carling quote !
yins are all retarded
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### Author:  [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/10 "2009-07-13T20:00:58Z")
🤣 no one reads the reason for editting
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/11 "2009-07-13T20:21:32Z")
darkstar, perhaps you should try and think like a brighstar for a while…
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/12 "2009-07-14T04:38:34Z")
> [@title-ing a vehicle in NYS(not from NY)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/title-ing-a-vehicle-in-nys-not-from-ny/40628/3):
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> darkstar, perhaps you should try and think like a brighstar for a while…
That shit is copypasta from another site, just though it was funny…
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2009, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/13 "2009-07-14T04:51:00Z")
> [@FS: Freshwater Fish](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-freshwater-fish/40630/2):
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> That shit is copypasta from another site, just though it was funny…
it’s not funny
you fail
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/14 "2009-07-19T16:31:06Z")
this is by far the worst god damned thread I’ve ever seen.
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### Author:  [@rusty240det](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rusty240det)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/15 "2009-07-19T17:41:47Z")
> [@Who got out in the warm weather and cleaned up their rides?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-got-out-in-the-warm-weather-and-cleaned-up-their-rides/40660/2):
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> this is by far the worst god damned thread I’ve ever seen.
i was expecting you to respond with something more like “life sucks and so does mrs. knapp”
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/16 "2009-07-20T06:51:45Z")
> [@RIP MARIO \*SHOWTIME69\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rip-mario-showtime69/40655/44):
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> i was expecting you to respond with something more like “life sucks and so does mrs. knapp”
600 posts?
GTFO noob!
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### Author:  [@rusty240det](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rusty240det)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/life-sucks/203152/17 "2009-07-20T17:22:35Z")
> [@Band names](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/band-names/40663/6):
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> 600 posts?
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> GTFO noob!
blow me beeeeotch