# Liquid Mountaineering

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 21, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377 "2010-08-21T21:00:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Multisynclg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/multisynclg/32/5328_2.png) [@Multisynclg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Multisynclg)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/1 "2010-08-21T21:00:20Z")

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anyone seen this before

pretty crazy

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/2 "2010-08-21T21:06:29Z")

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Fucking cool.

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**Author:** ![derass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/derass/32/5691_2.png) [@derass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/derass)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/3 "2010-08-21T21:34:05Z")

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insane…they all must be jesus or something

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**Author:** ![MP\_B240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp_b240/32/5697_2.png) [@MP\_B240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MP_B240)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/4 "2010-08-21T22:25:09Z")

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…|  
shattered my hopes v

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/5 "2010-08-21T22:35:57Z")

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> **[Great Moments In Journalism: Local News Team Duped By “Walking On Water” Hoax](https://www.mediaite.com/online/great-moments-in-journalism-local-news-team-duped-by-walking-on-water-hoax/)**
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> "Liquid Mountaineering" is a new term created by some European pranksters to describe a new technique they've pioneered for walking on water. Actually, they appear to be running on water, and they have the viral video to prove it. The well produced...

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/6 "2010-08-21T22:53:30Z")

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So fake

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**Author:** ![Singh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@Singh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/7 "2010-08-22T03:15:19Z")

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we really do live in the matrix

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/8 "2010-08-22T06:34:51Z")

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an average human being would have to run over 60 mph to be able to do this. David Attenborough told me.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/9 "2010-08-22T07:21:30Z")

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I wonder if there is a special shoe that could do it… like an inverted bowl with a one way valve to release the suction…

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/10 "2010-08-22T07:55:11Z")

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A check valve. But they would have to be fairly large bowls and stability is completely lost.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/11 "2010-08-22T07:59:41Z")

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I bet it’d be something you could learn… it HAS to have been tried somewhere though…

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/12 "2010-08-22T12:38:56Z")

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Indeed it has.

That’s non newtonian fluid, though. They also tried making shoes and failed.

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/13 "2010-08-22T17:44:26Z")

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wow fuck you paulo…

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/14 "2010-08-22T18:11:22Z")

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> [@Paulo](#):
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> Indeed it has.
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> [https://youtu.be/5GWhOLorDtw](https://youtu.be/5GWhOLorDtw)
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> That’s non newtonian fluid, though. They also tried making shoes and failed.

Yeah, but didn’t they try making floating shoes… I think you could use the water’s surface tension, like that fucking lizard…

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/15 "2010-08-22T18:46:35Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Yeah, but didn’t they try making floating shoes… I think you could use the water’s surface tension, like that fucking lizard…

the jesus christ lizard

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> Social Video Factory

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/16 "2010-08-22T19:23:38Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Yeah, but didn’t they try making floating shoes… I think you could use the water’s surface tension, like that fucking lizard…

They did actually. It’s in that episode. This was the tail end of it but for some reason I can’t find clips of the part where they tried their shoes in a pool. It didn’t go well.

Then there’s shit like this:

[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/b/3ba2f46559bdcff85e0d9217d1bd6243cd6f7bd1.jpeg "You can walk on water too: Walking on water is now possible") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-YGMMu7B8)

But clearly not the goal as he is walking incredibly slowly. I think a better bet would be to make it function like the feathers of a flapping wing. When they flap down the feathers catch air but as they flap up, the feathers turn and let the air flow through them. This way someone could lift their feet out of the water fairly easily but still have the surface area to support them as they step down.

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> [@BREETIME](#):
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> wow fuck you paulo…

lol. Not my fault you believed it.

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**Author:** ![Ciaran](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ciaran/32/5612_2.png) [@Ciaran](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ciaran)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/17 "2010-08-22T19:38:06Z")

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this was already proven to just be a viral marketing scheme to sell the shoes they mention in the video

oh someone already mentioned that

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**Author:** ![derass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/derass/32/5691_2.png) [@derass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/derass)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/18 "2010-08-22T20:16:23Z")

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wow had me fooled… they didnt even mention the brand of the shoe its so subtle.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/19 "2010-08-23T17:26:27Z")

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I thought liquid mountaineering was going to be about getting drunk and fucking a fat chick.

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/liquid-mountaineering/159377/20 "2010-08-24T07:23:36Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> I thought liquid mountaineering was going to be about getting drunk and fucking a fat chick.

Prior experience sir?
