# listen to this and discuss lolol

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-to-this-and-discuss-lolol/252553
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [June 8, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-to-this-and-discuss-lolol/252553 "2010-06-08T17:53:39Z")
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### Author: ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-to-this-and-discuss-lolol/252553/18 "2010-06-14T09:59:48Z")

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> [@FS: 2000 jdm front end teg w/k20a](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-jdm-front-end-teg-w-k20a/32572/34):
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> hahahahah. bitch, stay in the fucking kitchen; dont stress yourself out over things you will never understand, contribute a valid discussion to and/or actually change.
> 
> Lets get you back on track, this is KK’s 10 step plan to success:
> 
> Step 1: untwist the tie from the bag of bread.  
> _wait back up a sec, dont want to lose you here_  
> Step 0.5: grasp the loaf of bread in your hands and remove it from the pantry.  
> Step 2: remove 2 slices of bread.  
> Step 3: walk to and open fridge.  
> Step 4: remove the following items: Ham, Cheese, mustard, lettuce, and a frosty beer.  
> Step 5: place 4 slices of ham, one slice of cheese, a dabble of mustard and 2 leaf’s of lettuce on ONE slice of bread from step 2.  
> Step 6: place remaining slice of bread from step 2 on top of results from step 5.  
> FOCUS NOW… YOU’RE ALMOST DONE
> 
> Step 7: Place the results of step 6 on a plate, we will call this item you created a “sandwich”.  
> Step 8: Grasp the frost beer from step 4 in your left hand, and grasp the plate with our sandwich in your right hand.  
> Step 9: walk to living room and deliver to the man sitting on the sofa.  
> Step 10: don’t talk to said man, simple return to kitchen and wait for the next lesson.

Who are you kidding… Stef would beat your ass if she read this… BWAHAHA

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