# Listen up faggot noobs...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 11, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725 "2008-01-11T13:12:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/1 "2008-01-11T13:12:54Z")

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No one cares about your stupid, mundane stories. Someone asshole cut you off in traffic, some kids threw a bagel at your car. people drive slow in the fast lane. THANKS FOR THE NEWSFLASH BOB!

No one cares about some totally stupid project car someone is selling on E-bay. So someone lifted a monte carlo and put mud tires on it. Dont care. /yourself

You got pulled over for speeding. This must be the first time this has happened in the history of cars. Thank goodness you made a thread about it, because we are all so interested. Bonus points if you post about how big of an asshole the cop was, and how you didnt deserve the ticket even though you readily admit to doing what you got pulled over for. Especially if he let you go with a warning. Instead of making threads about this, go turn your car on in the garage and lay down next to it and take a nap.

In fact, why not just stop posting all together. Unless you’re a chick that has posted pics, and are under 300lbs (this may not apply to certain Pittspeeders, who know who they are), there’s a damn good chance that you’re just mucking things up for REAL pittspeed members.

SO SHAPE UP OR SHIP THE FUCK OUT YOU WORTHLESS CUNT PLUGS.

With Love,

Darkstar

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/2 "2008-01-11T13:19:29Z")

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🤣 x2

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/3 "2008-01-11T13:22:17Z")

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> [@Ricer- Stock turbo Evo 11.4@118](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ricer-stock-turbo-evo-11-4-118/34317/2):
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> 🤣 x2

x3

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**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/4 "2008-01-11T13:22:30Z")

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you are the brightest shining star in the pittspeed galaxy, we all admire your enthusiasm and positivity. what a great thread.

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**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/5 "2008-01-11T13:22:58Z")

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:bowdown:

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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/6 "2008-01-11T13:24:43Z")

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You forgot to mention the overpriced “car for sale ads” explaining why their vehicle is worth 2 times what NADA says because its got rims

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/7 "2008-01-11T13:29:03Z")

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> [@FS/FT: 1997 Honda Civic DX, Sedan, Automatic, 243k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-1997-honda-civic-dx-sedan-automatic-243k/34318/4):
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> x3

this was directed at you

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**Author:** ![Holty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e274bd/32.png) [@Holty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Holty)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/8 "2008-01-11T13:30:29Z")

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fuck you bitch

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/9 "2008-01-11T13:30:44Z")

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> [@FS/FT: 1997 Honda Civic DX, Sedan, Automatic, 243k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-1997-honda-civic-dx-sedan-automatic-243k/34318/7):
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> this was directed at you

🤣

so true.

> [@FS/FT: 1997 Honda Civic DX, Sedan, Automatic, 243k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-1997-honda-civic-dx-sedan-automatic-243k/34318/8):
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> fuck you bitch

Get the fuck off of my Pittspeed, faggot.

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**Author:** ![Holty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e274bd/32.png) [@Holty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Holty)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/10 "2008-01-11T13:38:07Z")

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> [@How do I get water out of my cell phone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-get-water-out-of-my-cell-phone/34310/19):
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> Get the fuck off of my Pittspeed, faggot.

I would, but your mom loves to read the dumb ass posts you make while she blows me.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/11 "2008-01-11T13:43:11Z")

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000000000000000.00000000001 /10

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**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/12 "2008-01-11T13:46:17Z")

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> [@I'm Trying To Blame New Era Performance For Blowing Up My Tranny...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-trying-to-blame-new-era-performance-for-blowing-up-my-tranny/34195/145):
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> I would, but your mom loves to read the dumb ass posts you make while she blows me.

multitasker eh?

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/13 "2008-01-11T13:48:18Z")

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A+ thread. will read again.

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**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/14 "2008-01-11T13:49:24Z")

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its soooooooo winter time.

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**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/15 "2008-01-11T13:57:13Z")

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i dont know what i would do with out pittspeed

its posts from ass bags like darkstar that make this place great

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**Author:** ![BMXpaperweight](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bmxpaperweight/32/6043_2.png) [@BMXpaperweight](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMXpaperweight)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/16 "2008-01-11T14:14:06Z")

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> [@FS/FT: 1997 Honda Civic DX, Sedan, Automatic, 243k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-1997-honda-civic-dx-sedan-automatic-243k/34318/8):
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> fuck you bitch

> [@How do I get water out of my cell phone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-get-water-out-of-my-cell-phone/34310/19):
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> Get the fuck off of my Pittspeed, faggot.

> [@I'm Trying To Blame New Era Performance For Blowing Up My Tranny...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-trying-to-blame-new-era-performance-for-blowing-up-my-tranny/34195/145):
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> I would, but your mom loves to read the dumb ass posts you make while she blows me.

holty shut the fuck up, darkstar i dont know if you are talkin about me, but i dont post shit like that. Holty learn your fucking place, THINK BEFORE YOU POST, DUMBASS

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/17 "2008-01-11T14:14:57Z")

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darkstar for prez 08!

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**Author:** ![BMXpaperweight](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bmxpaperweight/32/6043_2.png) [@BMXpaperweight](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMXpaperweight)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/18 "2008-01-11T14:16:25Z")

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> [@Well these fit alot better.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-these-fit-alot-better/34312/11):
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> darkstar for prez 08!

he got my vote

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/19 "2008-01-11T14:17:22Z")

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> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/76):
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> holty shut the fuck up, darkstar i dont know if you are talkin about me, but i dont post shit like that. Holty learn your fucking place, THINK BEFORE YOU POST, DUMBASS

noob check. yes.

he’s talking about you too. now shut the fuck up

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**Author:** ![BMXpaperweight](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bmxpaperweight/32/6043_2.png) [@BMXpaperweight](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMXpaperweight)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/20 "2008-01-11T14:18:46Z")

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> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/77):
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> noob check. yes.
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> he’s talking about you too. now shut the fuck up

im sorry that i posted, master jackass, please diaf, you are more annoying then my girlfriend

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