# Listen up faggot noobs... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 11, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725 "2008-01-11T13:12:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/81 "2008-01-12T11:19:51Z")
ive got a pool that needs cleaned. ![http://bp0.blogger.com/_H4mvm5jGMUY/Rg5U5muiWyI/AAAAAAAAAKc/mCHsleUs8LU/s400/000_1074.JPG](http://bp0.blogger.com/_H4mvm5jGMUY/Rg5U5muiWyI/AAAAAAAAAKc/mCHsleUs8LU/s400/000_1074.JPG) can you handle that one mike? ---
**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/82 "2008-01-12T12:46:07Z")
in for titty pics? ---
**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/83 "2008-01-12T13:50:07Z")
> [@Speaking of white trash...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/16): > > ive got a pool that needs cleaned. > > ![http://bp0.blogger.com/_H4mvm5jGMUY/Rg5U5muiWyI/AAAAAAAAAKc/mCHsleUs8LU/s400/000_1074.JPG](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/f/5fa5eb21c1c6e48d12bf7d6cc3c867c9076261af.jpeg) > > can you handle that one mike? thats so nasty, chaz are you preparing for 2 guys 1 cup??? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/84 "2008-01-12T15:29:12Z")
> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/95): > > You really need to be careful how you talk about me on the internet, i dont appreciate it. Tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you’re from but where I am from, we dont tolerate that. Dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned. ![http://smiliesftw.com/x/disrespect.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/f/3f0338d5ad4a4dbcf5013d562e1c32d5ed84a4b0.gif) ---
**Author:** ![YellowZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/edb3f5/32.png) [@YellowZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YellowZ)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/85 "2008-01-12T15:58:12Z")
Is it wrong to have manlove for Darkstar??? ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/86 "2008-01-12T16:04:23Z")
> [@Watch Crew: What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-crew-what-to-buy/34295/102): > > :gaysex: > > lol you maybe killed me 2 times if that… ill give you more practice time. why cant you ever join my rooms? STFU noob! ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/87 "2008-01-12T16:05:06Z")
> [@Well these fit alot better.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-these-fit-alot-better/34312/23): > > ![http://smiliesftw.com/x/disrespect.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/f/3f0338d5ad4a4dbcf5013d562e1c32d5ed84a4b0.gif) finally a new smilie worthy of adding to the line up… name it " :darkturd: " ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/88 "2008-01-12T16:09:33Z")
> [@Funny thing I noticed.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-thing-i-noticed/34338/4): > > STFU noob! kiss my ass bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/89 "2008-01-12T18:01:48Z")
this thread sucks about as much dick as darkstar ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/90 "2008-01-12T18:46:09Z")
> [@Workplace pranks...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/workplace-pranks/34302/20): > > kiss my ass bitch! I dont have all day. :booty: ---
**Author:** ![sasquach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@sasquach](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquach)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/91 "2008-01-12T18:50:05Z")
> [@FS/FT:94 GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-94-gsr/33622/29): > > When you come in this fucking thread, you sure as motherfucking shit had better respect me. Actually fuck respect, you had better worship the motherfucking ground I walk on, motherfucker. You god damn think I’m just going to sit here and let you stomp all over me with your ignorance and disrespect? FUCK YOU dude, I am not going to be passive about this shit. You had better pray to fucking christ I don’t find out where you live, or you might find out what a 12 gauge to the face feels like, you fucking bitch. I’m a noob and I live in West View so as they say on the Price Is Right …COME ON DOWN !:jerkit: :asshole :1320: :madfawk: :gives: ---
**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/92 "2008-01-12T19:31:54Z")
> [@WTB: somethin sexy $5500 MAX](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-somethin-sexy-5500-max/34319/11): > > cars are highly overrated. I prefer unicycles. Greatest fucking quote ever … LOL ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/93 "2008-01-12T20:44:03Z")
[![http://smiliesftw.com/x/drama.gif](http://smiliesftw.com/x/drama.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com) ---
**Author:** ![Craze\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Craze\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Craze_Z)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/94 "2008-01-12T21:57:06Z")
go ahead…say your noob comments…whatever… But can someone define what an off topic forum is for? If someone thinks they have a story that will make people laugh or be like wow…thats messed up…why can’t they put it on here? Please send me the topics that are allowed and not allowed in an off topic forum so I know what I am allowed to post and not get made fun of I know most peoples responses are gonna be stfu noob or go kill yourself noob but whatever I’m just defending the noobs here Also…how many posts do you need to make before you break through noob status? I’m sorry that I have a life, a job, go to college, and can’t fit it in my schedule to make 15,000 posts proving to people how badass I am or how cool I am because I can talk shit over the internet ---
**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/95 "2008-01-13T02:57:37Z")
> [@Shaving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving/34339/12): > > go ahead…say your noob comments…whatever… > > But can someone define what an off topic forum is for? If someone thinks they have a story that will make people laugh or be like wow…thats messed up…why can’t they put it on here? Please send me the topics that are allowed and not allowed in an off topic forum so I know what I am allowed to post and not get made fun of > > I know most peoples responses are gonna be stfu noob or go kill yourself noob but whatever I’m just defending the noobs here > > Also…how many posts do you need to make before you break through noob status? I’m sorry that I have a life, a job, go to college, and can’t fit it in my schedule to make 15,000 posts proving to people how badass I am or how cool I am because I can talk shit over the internet you just figured pittspeed out in one post…a bunch of time wasting shit talking cock suckers, just depends on whether you can put up with them or not ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/96 "2008-01-13T04:55:48Z")
> [@Shaving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving/34339/12): > > go ahead…say your noob comments…whatever… > > But can someone define what an off topic forum is for? If someone thinks they have a story that will make people laugh or be like wow…thats messed up…why can’t they put it on here? Please send me the topics that are allowed and not allowed in an off topic forum so I know what I am allowed to post and not get made fun of > > I know most peoples responses are gonna be stfu noob or go kill yourself noob but whatever I’m just defending the noobs here > > Also…how many posts do you need to make before you break through noob status? I’m sorry that I have a life, a job, go to college, and can’t fit it in my schedule to make 15,000 posts proving to people how badass I am or how cool I am because I can talk shit over the internet Explain to me why is blue a liar. Explain to me who is logik Explain to me why the soup lost and who owned the soup Explain to me what was the original site before this. Shut the fuck up until you get atleast one of them correct. Post count is BS, what makes post whores is because of stupid post like yours… ---
**Author:** ![95V8TBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/a8b319/32.png) [@95V8TBird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95V8TBird)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/97 "2008-01-13T06:54:55Z")
Blue is a liar because he faked his own death and claims he has a Z06 that no one has seen?? Is that right…Im still a noob I guess and wasn’t around for the faking of the death thing, just heard about it…cant answer the rest of them…I dont care if im considered a noob for the next 10 years though, its not affecting my life any. ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/98 "2008-01-13T07:41:31Z")
> [@Dezod in Buffalo....Some goodies here and ready!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dezod-in-buffalo-some-goodies-here-and-ready/33561/9): > > Explain to me why is blue a liar. > Explain to me who is logik > Explain to me why the soup lost and who owned the soup > Explain to me what was the original site before this. > > Shut the fuck up until you get atleast one of them correct. > Post count is BS, what makes post whores is because of stupid post like yours… I’ll add some more. Who had a special speed sensor on their honda? Who got caught eating some nasty puss at carlisle? Who was the chair joust champion? Name three moderators from PSR. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/99 "2008-01-13T08:14:17Z")
> [@Shaving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving/34339/18): > > Who got caught eating some nasty puss at carlisle? 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/100 "2008-01-13T08:40:48Z")
> [@Shaving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving/34339/18): > > I’ll add some more. > > Who had a special speed sensor on their honda? > Who got caught eating some nasty puss at carlisle? > Who was the chair joust champion? > Name three moderators from PSR. Jakester Isaiah can’t remember the actual winner, but I remember who kept everyone from getting kicked out of the hotel the M&M twins and chris the wannabee mexicant 🤣 IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE WIRE BRUSH, THEN THIS THREAD IS AIMED AT YOU > [@Shaving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving/34339/12): > > But can someone define what an off topic forum is for? A place specifically designed for you to shut the fuck up in. > If someone thinks they have a story that will make people laugh or be like wow…thats messed up…why can’t they put it on here? Because they are always stupid as fuck. Much like this post. > Please send me the topics that are allowed and not allowed in an off topic forum so I know what I am allowed to post and not get made fun of You will always get made fun of, noob faggot. > I know most peoples responses are gonna be stfu noob or go kill yourself noob but whatever I’m just defending the noobs here SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO KILL YOURSELF, NOOB. > Also…how many posts do you need to make before you break through noob status? I’m sorry that I have a life, a job, go to college, and can’t fit it in my schedule to make 15,000 posts proving to people how badass I am or how cool I am because I can talk shit over the internet The fact that your postcount is low means nothing. The fact that your cousinfucking ass rivet count is off the charts, however, does come into play here. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725.md?page=6)