# Listen up faggot noobs...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 11, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725 "2008-01-11T13:12:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/listen-up-faggot-noobs/194725/100 "2008-01-13T08:40:48Z")

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> [@Shaving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving/34339/18):
>
> I’ll add some more.
> 
> Who had a special speed sensor on their honda?  
> Who got caught eating some nasty puss at carlisle?  
> Who was the chair joust champion?  
> Name three moderators from PSR.

Jakester  
Isaiah  
can’t remember the actual winner, but I remember who kept everyone from getting kicked out of the hotel  
the M&M twins and chris the wannabee mexicant

🤣

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE WIRE BRUSH, THEN THIS THREAD IS AIMED AT YOU

> [@Shaving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving/34339/12):
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> But can someone define what an off topic forum is for?

A place specifically designed for you to shut the fuck up in.

> If someone thinks they have a story that will make people laugh or be like wow…thats messed up…why can’t they put it on here?

Because they are always stupid as fuck. Much like this post.

> Please send me the topics that are allowed and not allowed in an off topic forum so I know what I am allowed to post and not get made fun of

You will always get made fun of, noob faggot.

> I know most peoples responses are gonna be stfu noob or go kill yourself noob but whatever I’m just defending the noobs here

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO KILL YOURSELF, NOOB.

> Also…how many posts do you need to make before you break through noob status? I’m sorry that I have a life, a job, go to college, and can’t fit it in my schedule to make 15,000 posts proving to people how badass I am or how cool I am because I can talk shit over the internet

The fact that your postcount is low means nothing. The fact that your cousinfucking ass rivet count is off the charts, however, does come into play here.

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