# lmao 30 chuck noris facts

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 4, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-30-chuck-noris-facts/4194 "2005-11-04T12:23:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-30-chuck-noris-facts/4194/21 "2005-11-05T08:51:41Z")

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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

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**Author:** ![Mahatma\_Gandhi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mahatma_gandhi/32/7411_2.png) [@Mahatma\_Gandhi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mahatma_Gandhi)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-30-chuck-noris-facts/4194/22 "2006-01-09T06:27:10Z")

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If you were to supply a 1.21 jiggawatts of power to Vin Diesel’s sneakers and have him accelerate to 88 MPH, his flux capacitor should activate sending him back to 1955.

[http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php](http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php) \>

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**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-30-chuck-noris-facts/4194/23 "2006-01-09T08:38:23Z")

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-30-chuck-noris-facts/4194/24 "2006-01-10T11:16:56Z")

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word is out  
[http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1](http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-30-chuck-noris-facts/4194/25 "2006-01-10T11:18:23Z")

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lol I just read that like 5 mins ago… funny stuff

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**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-30-chuck-noris-facts/4194/26 "2006-01-10T12:35:42Z")

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

one of my favs haha!

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