# LMAO - Some chick tries to cyber me at work (foreal) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752 "2007-11-14T12:25:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/1 "2007-11-14T12:25:39Z")
So this chick came across my AIM name on myspace, cool, whatever, and she IM’s me at work, says Hi, then I ignore her for a bit… (3:15:02 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** you there (3:15:20 PM) **Adam:** i am, on a conference call (3:16:15 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** oh im sorry babe (3:16:43 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*** would it be weird to tell you that while your on the conference call i would give you head under your desk (3:17:37 PM) **Adam:** sure, and I put on my wizard hat (3:17:54 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** wizard hat? (3:18:21 PM) **Adam:** wait, I need more mana first (3:19:06 PM) **Adam:** I tap two plains and add +2/+2 to all creature artifacts (3:19:20 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** what? (3:19:54 PM) **Adam:** Have you heard of the “Spiderman” (3:19:57 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** yes (3:20:16 PM) **Adam:** my spidey senses are tingling (3:20:32 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** well maybe you need to get over here now (3:21:29 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** cause i am realy horney for you (3:22:14 PM) **Adam:** Can I bring my wizard hat? [SIZE=2]lol, she talks a little more but I just blocked her. She’s cute but not from around here, so no care :lolham: [/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/2 "2007-11-14T12:43:07Z")
Pics? ![http://img.snapsoid.com/b6/b8/1a5db6a5c55f1e7f81d2c5b3b2c1_740.jpg](http://img.snapsoid.com/b6/b8/1a5db6a5c55f1e7f81d2c5b3b2c1_740.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/3 "2007-11-14T12:46:23Z")
[quote=“Schema”"] So this chick came across my AIM name on myspace, cool, whatever, and she IM’s me at work, says Hi, then I ignore her for a bit… (3:15:02 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** you there (3:15:20 PM) **Adam:** i am, on a conference call (3:16:15 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** oh im sorry babe (3:16:43 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*** would it be weird to tell you that while your on the conference call i would give you head under your desk (3:17:37 PM) **Adam:** sure, and I put on my wizard hat (3:17:54 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** wizard hat? (3:18:21 PM) **Adam:** wait, I need more mana first (3:19:06 PM) **Adam:** I tap two plains and add +2/+2 to all creature artifacts (3:19:20 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** what? (3:19:54 PM) **Adam:** Have you heard of the “Spiderman” (3:19:57 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** yes (3:20:16 PM) **Adam:** my spidey senses are tingling (3:20:32 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** well maybe you need to get over here now (3:21:29 PM) **tropicaligirl\*\*:** cause i am realy horney for you (3:22:14 PM) **Adam:** Can I bring my wizard hat? [SIZE=2]lol, she talks a little more but I just blocked her. She’s cute but not from around here, so no care :lolham: [/SIZE] [/quote] she is cute! i paid for access to her webcam. best 9.99 i ever spent! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/4 "2007-11-14T12:49:19Z")
Wizard hat? Mana? +2/+2 whateverthefuckgeekspeak? And she still wants to give you head under the desk? Yeah I’m sure she’s real hot. ![http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg](http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg) Something like that maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/5 "2007-11-14T12:54:51Z")
apparently you guys know nothing about the robe and wizard hat transcripts. you guys FTL. here… [http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm](http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/6 "2007-11-14T12:57:14Z")
Funny yes, but the battleship ass one would have been funnier if you had to choose something to rip off. Bloodninja \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/7 "2007-11-14T13:01:15Z")
ol, I should have, but I was actually busy at work and went blank. As soon and she said that the only thing that came to mind was " I put on my wizard hat". :lol: Bloodninja f’n rules ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/8 "2007-11-14T15:27:48Z")
you are stupid. ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/9 "2007-11-14T16:33:08Z")
WOULD YOU JUST BE SERIOUS!!! there is nothing more serious than a rhino about to charge your ass!! ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/10 "2007-11-14T16:55:40Z")
that 40yr old man is really horny ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/11 "2007-11-14T17:09:34Z")
Link to her MySpace? ---
**Author:** ![lsvtechatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@lsvtechatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lsvtechatch)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/12 "2007-11-14T18:08:54Z")
+1 for bloodninja ---
**Author:** ![speedracer329](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedracer329/32/5058_2.png) [@speedracer329](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedracer329)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/13 "2007-11-14T18:22:24Z")
youre supposed to say: -i went shopping today, i got you someting -what is it? -i went grocery shopping, its a paper bag, i want you to put it on… ---
**Author:** ![jkucz28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jkucz28/32/7503_2.png) [@jkucz28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jkucz28)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/14 "2007-11-14T20:14:27Z")
[quote=“01AudiS4,post:11,topic:38752"”] Link to her MySpace? [/quote] desperate ? hahaha:lolsign: ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/15 "2007-11-14T20:17:10Z")
is the last two digits from her SN, 69? ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/16 "2007-11-15T06:15:38Z")
![http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00922/11/63/922163611_l.jpg](http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00922/11/63/922163611_l.jpg) The chick on the left, though I’d kick it to shorty on the right too. I came in to work to an IM message of her leaving her number, the bike guys are going to call her tonight and see if we can get it on recording, follow some of bloodninja’s script. " I cast Level 8 Cosck of the Infinity" lol, but not before getting teh n00ds, which by the looks won’t be so difficult. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/17 "2007-11-15T06:29:42Z")
Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/18 "2007-11-15T07:24:17Z")
Lady looks like a dude? Oh wait… ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/19 "2007-11-15T07:36:20Z")
I’m not defending how she looks, and that’s her kid on the right. You NYSpeed’ers are a little odd. Everyone else saw teh funnies in messing with her, not “omg, what does she look like?!? _fapfapfapfapfap_” ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752/20 "2007-11-15T07:54:14Z")
def used to be a man, man. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmao-some-chick-tries-to-cyber-me-at-work-foreal/38752.md?page=2)