# Local News ITT: Dumbass pays off cop with a pressure washer to kill fetus

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**Created:** [October 1, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830 "2010-10-01T23:43:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/1 "2010-10-01T23:43:20Z")

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I’m mind boggled with this, its very fucked up but hilarious at the same time. I went to middle school and high school with this kid. Hung out with him on occasion, and I could go on for days about the dumb shit this kid used to do. Just about 2 weeks ago he messaged me on facebook trying to sell me a pressure washer, the same EXACT one he pawned off to the undercover cop :rofl. If anyone visited the Pilot truck stop in Rotterdam by I88 late at night im sure you’ve ran into this kid as he used to work there. Today i noticed his “baby mamma” blowing up his facebook wall defending him, and acting as a typical schoharie trailer trash whore.

FUCKING CLOWNSHOE 🤣rofl

[http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Cops-Man-arranged-stabbing-of-pregnant-girlfriend-683443.php](http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Cops-Man-arranged-stabbing-of-pregnant-girlfriend-683443.php)

> SCOTIA – A 21-year-old Schenectady man faces conspiracy charges for allegedly paying $500 cash plus a pressure washer to have his pregnant former girlfriend stabbed in the stomach “for the purpose of aborting the unborn fetus,” according to a criminal complaint filed in Village Court.  
> The court document states [Alexei S. Ramey](http://www.timesunion.com/?controllerName=search&action=search&channel=local&search=1&inlineLink=1&query=%22Alexei+S.+Ramey%22) provided a picture and address of the 19-year-old woman, who is more than eight months pregnant, during a meeting Tuesday with an individual whom he believed would carry out the attack. The would-be conspirator was actually an undercover [State Police](http://www.timesunion.com/?controllerName=search&action=search&channel=local&search=1&inlineLink=1&query=%22State+Police%22) investigator, authorities said.  
> The complaint indicates Ramey met with the investigator again Thursday and provided payment of “$500 along with a Titan brand pressure washer to commit this murder.”  
> At least one of those meetings took place in the parking lot of Jumpin’ Jack’s Drive-In, said authorities.  
> Ramey was arrested at the eatery and charged with felony second- and fourth-degree conspiracy.  
> He was arraigned Thursday in Scotia Village Court and sent to the [Schenectady County Jail](http://www.timesunion.com/?controllerName=search&action=search&channel=local&search=1&inlineLink=1&query=%22Schenectady+County+Jail%22) on $100,000 bail where he remained late Friday, according to an officer at the jail.  
> Ramey is scheduled to return to court on Oct. 5., according to Assistant District Attorney [William Sanderson](http://www.timesunion.com/?controllerName=search&action=search&channel=local&search=1&inlineLink=1&query=%22William+Sanderson%22) who is handling the case.  
> District Attorney [Robert Carney](http://www.timesunion.com/?controllerName=search&action=search&channel=local&search=1&inlineLink=1&query=%22Robert+Carney%22) said Friday that Ramey targeted the unborn child but “didn’t care if she (ex-girlfriend) died in the process.” It’s unclear if Remy ever lived with the woman or if he is the father of the child.  
> Carney said he has learned in his tenure as a prosecutor that every case is different but couldn’t recall one where “hardware” such as a pressure washer was part of a alleged criminal act.

> Paul Nelson can be reached at 454-5347 or by email at [pnelson@timesunion.com](mailto:pnelson@timesunion.com)

The last sentence is clutch LOL

Edit: heres his CL ad selling equipment including the pressure washer  
[http://glensfalls.craigslist.org/tls/1979056088.html](http://glensfalls.craigslist.org/tls/1979056088.html)

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/2 "2010-10-02T05:16:29Z")

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![http://i52.tinypic.com/34qr76c.jpg](http://i52.tinypic.com/34qr76c.jpg)

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/3 "2010-10-02T07:43:07Z")

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That is stupid and sad at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/4 "2010-10-02T08:00:19Z")

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haha the last sentence was hilarious haha

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/5 "2010-10-02T10:07:10Z")

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keep baby  
dump it in dumpster  
keep 500 and pressure washer  
???  
profit

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/6 "2010-10-02T10:09:22Z")

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1. Find stairs
2. Push her down them
3. Pressure wash house

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/7 "2010-10-02T10:11:01Z")

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so dumbbbbb

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/8 "2010-10-02T10:14:26Z")

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What’s his facebook?

Wonder if I came across him as Ive dealt with a chick that works at that Pilot.

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/9 "2010-10-02T10:43:10Z")

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> [@FS: 1991 dodge Stealth](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1991-dodge-stealth/33475/26):
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> What’s his facebook?
> 
> Wonder if I came across him as Ive dealt with a chick that works at that Pilot.

> **[Log in or sign up to view](https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000639224673&ref=sgm)**
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> See posts, photos and more on Facebook.

coincidentally hes from Russia too Vlad

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**Author:** ![Baumbauer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baumbauer/32/6530_2.png) [@Baumbauer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Baumbauer)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/10 "2010-10-02T11:38:23Z")

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I only knew one other person in this entire state with Russian blood until I joined this site(besides family).

And on topic, that is pretty fucking dumb, I wonder if the undercover cop gets to keep the pressure washer.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/11 "2010-10-02T11:42:48Z")

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keeep ittttttt

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/12 "2010-10-02T12:41:40Z")

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sometimes white trash people are hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/13 "2010-10-02T13:05:47Z")

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conspiracy in the 2nd degree is a Class B Felony. punishable by up to 25 years in prison if convicted.

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**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/14 "2010-10-02T14:53:35Z")

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Wow what a freakin low life

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/15 "2010-10-03T11:37:06Z")

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> [@FS: 1996 gmc sonoma/new price 800/back up for sale](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1996-gmc-sonoma-new-price-800-back-up-for-sale/34636/24):
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> conspiracy in the 2nd degree is a Class B Felony. punishable by up to 25 years in prison if convicted.

good i hope so, kid deserves it

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/16 "2010-10-03T13:30:10Z")

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Dude, that is fucking HILARIOUS. :rofl :rofl … think he’ll sell me the pressure washer cheap now??

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/17 "2010-10-03T17:23:03Z")

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> [@The new hotness weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-hotness-weeeeeeeeeeeee/35455/32):
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> Dude, that is fucking HILARIOUS. :rofl :rofl … think he’ll sell me the pressure washer cheap now??

idk if the cop got to keep it or not, but it was a two man operation selling those pressure washers so im sure you can still get one from his buddy :lol

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/18 "2010-10-03T19:45:35Z")

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Step 1: Buy baby momma $500 in alcohol  
Step 2: Wait patiently until unconsciousness has a firm grasp.  
Step 3: Pressure washer nozzle in vagina  
Step 4: ???  
Step 5: Clean up.

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/19 "2010-10-03T20:47:33Z")

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> [@FS: 1991 dodge Stealth](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1991-dodge-stealth/33475/30):
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> [Facebook](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000639224673&ref=sgm)
> 
> coincidentally hes from Russia too Vlad

Page is gone?

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/20 "2010-10-03T22:07:46Z")

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> [@What are your thoughts about the Patriots now?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-your-thoughts-about-the-patriots-now/35504/10):
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> Page is gone?

idk, works for me

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