# Local News ITT: Dumbass pays off cop with a pressure washer to kill fetus

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**Created:** [October 1, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830 "2010-10-01T23:43:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/21 "2010-10-04T03:17:47Z")

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works for me too

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/22 "2010-10-04T04:40:22Z")

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y is steve friends with him?

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**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/23 "2010-10-04T04:48:51Z")

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wow, what a moron.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/24 "2010-10-04T04:55:27Z")

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rusty coat hanger

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/25 "2010-10-04T05:04:51Z")

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> [@Prodrive's David Richard's in Helicopter crash](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prodrives-david-richards-in-helicopter-crash/35528/2):
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> y is steve friends with him?

Kid went to the same highschool, IDK he requested me a long time ago.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/26 "2010-10-04T07:07:53Z")

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> [@New Car Suggestions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car-suggestions/35520/4):
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> Step 1: Buy baby momma $500 in alcohol  
> Step 2: Wait patiently until unconsciousness has a firm grasp.  
> Step 3: Pressure washer nozzle in vagina  
> Step 4: ???  
> Step 5: Clean up.

Thats exactly where I thought this thread was going when I read the subject mostly becasue I didnt pay attention to the “pass off cop” part and read it as Dumbass kills fetus with pressure washer. :lol

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/27 "2010-10-04T19:04:06Z")

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> [@NYSpeed @ Dunville: Track Day #3 Discussion and Pics/Vids](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dunville-track-day-3-discussion-and-pics-vids/35659/55):
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> Kid went to the same highschool, IDK he requested me a long time ago.

PM him and say u want the pressure washer and 350 bucks and its done:lol

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/28 "2010-10-04T19:09:06Z")

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Dude Im not retarded

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/29 "2010-10-04T19:18:29Z")

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GOD DAMNIT I want to buy the pressure washer cheap. Steve, whats his email?

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/30 "2010-10-04T19:23:17Z")

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[toan@nutsindaazz.org](mailto:toan@nutsindaazz.org)

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/31 "2010-10-04T19:23:49Z")

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i totally almost copy and pasted until i read it. DICK.

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/32 "2010-10-04T19:50:24Z")

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> [@Another 80's Supra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-80s-supra/35550/10):
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> GOD DAMNIT I want to buy the pressure washer cheap. Steve, whats his email?

if your srs pm me :ninja

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/33 "2010-10-04T20:07:09Z")

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> [@9/23 F-body Meet/Cruise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-23-f-body-meet-cruise/35518/30):
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> Dude Im not retarded

im KIDDING!

> [@FS: New Innovate LC-1 Wideband Controller - $80](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-new-innovate-lc-1-wideband-controller-80/35551/4):
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> [toan@nutsindaazz.org](mailto:toan@nutsindaazz.org)

:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup :lol:lol:lol:lol

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