# Local News ITT: Dumbass pays off cop with a pressure washer to kill fetus

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**Created:** [October 1, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830 "2010-10-01T23:43:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-news-itt-dumbass-pays-off-cop-with-a-pressure-washer-to-kill-fetus/254830/26 "2010-10-04T07:07:53Z")

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> [@New Car Suggestions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car-suggestions/35520/4):
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> Step 1: Buy baby momma $500 in alcohol  
> Step 2: Wait patiently until unconsciousness has a firm grasp.  
> Step 3: Pressure washer nozzle in vagina  
> Step 4: ???  
> Step 5: Clean up.

Thats exactly where I thought this thread was going when I read the subject mostly becasue I didnt pay attention to the “pass off cop” part and read it as Dumbass kills fetus with pressure washer. :lol

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