# LOL 2 guys try to wheel dead guy to cash his check **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 9, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485 "2008-01-09T06:43:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/1 "2008-01-09T06:43:31Z")
**NEW YORK (AP)** – Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said. David J. Dalaia and James O’Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron’s body from the Manhattan apartment that O’Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police. “The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side,” Browne said. The men left Cintron’s body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store’s clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O’Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said. A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron’s body, and “it’s immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead,” Browne said. The detective called uniformed [**New York Police Department**](http://topics.cnn.com/topics/New_York_City_Police_Department) officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O’Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron’s body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O’Hare there, he said. Cintron’s body was taken to a hospital morgue. The medical examiner’s office told police it appeared Cintron, 66, had died of natural causes within the previous 24 hours, Browne said. “He was deceased in the apartment when he was removed by these two,” Browne said. Dalaia and O’Hare, both 65, were being held by police and faced check fraud charges, Browne said. A call to a telephone number listed for Cintron at the apartment he shared with O’Hare went unanswered Tuesday evening. Police said they didn’t have an address for Dalaia or attorney information for him or ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/2 "2008-01-09T06:48:57Z")
It worked for the guys in Weekend at Bernies, why not in real life? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/3 "2008-01-09T06:51:42Z")
lol i dont see why it did not work …i wounder how long he was dead… ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/4 "2008-01-09T07:29:15Z")
LOL Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/5 "2008-01-09T08:01:32Z")
Ugh, that’s pretty desperate for $355 bucks ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/6 "2008-01-09T08:31:08Z")
![http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QJHO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QJHO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/7 "2008-01-09T08:46:26Z")
Read my mind. I mean honestly, how can anyone think they could get away with that? ---
**Author:** ![evilsrt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/evilsrt/32/7470_2.png) [@evilsrt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/evilsrt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/8 "2008-01-09T08:50:32Z")
they were probably coming down off their meth. Meth addicts will do anything to stay high. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/9 "2008-01-09T09:02:52Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > It worked for the guys in Weekend at Bernies, why not in real life? First thing that came to my mind. ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/10 "2008-01-09T09:04:39Z")
they probably woke up in jail and had little to no recollection of what they did ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/11 "2008-01-09T11:25:06Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > It worked for the guys in Weekend at Bernies, why not in real life? i was just thinking the same thing ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/12 "2008-01-09T11:28:32Z")
wow ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/13 "2008-01-09T11:34:08Z")
+1 weekend @ Bernies. $355? sheesh… lol ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/14 "2008-01-09T11:38:46Z")
I am having trouble not laughing at this news story. ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/15 "2008-01-09T12:03:50Z")
At the very least they could have gotten some kind of jacket that they could wear that would allow them to stand next to the dead guy and sign his name using their own arm though the sleeve of the jacket. ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/16 "2008-01-09T13:44:40Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Read my mind. > > I mean honestly, how can anyone think they could get away with that? the same reason people think they can fly when they’re high off thier mind ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/17 "2008-01-10T05:27:46Z")
are people really this dumb? I mean come on…he’s dead ---
**Author:** ![GhettoDaxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@GhettoDaxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GhettoDaxx)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/18 "2008-01-10T05:49:59Z")
my question is…if they were just going to leave his dead rotting carcass outside in an office chair, why did they bother bringing him in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-2-guys-try-to-wheel-dead-guy-to-cash-his-check/41485/19 "2008-01-10T07:27:08Z")
they needed to get him some headphones so that he’d walk on his own.