# lol Car owners stick together - **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 8, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474 "2005-12-08T19:28:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/1 "2005-12-08T19:28:04Z")
The fools drivin’ his HOooooonda 2000… So anyway, today was interesting. Mom calls me up at 5:15PM and is like “my car is dead, help?” She happened to be at this mall called the Galleria (no way! ANOTHER galleria?) where about 3 months ago some Level 3 sex offender raped and murdered this woman. So I’m freakin’ out, I leave work early, catch the train, then bus back home, get my tools and jumper cables and hop in the S2000. Go pick give her a jump, battery to battery to test to see if the battery can still hold a charge. Nothing. Battery to chassis, works no problem. So we get the car home on the alt. Go eat dinner. Come back, try to start, dead. So I take the old battery out and rush to sears. By the time I get there, it’s 8:55PM. Sears closes at 9, but the auto center closes at 8:30PM. I walk in, the guy is like “sorry we are closed.” I’m like “all i need is a battery!!!” “Sorry man, the register is closed.” So I walk back out, defeated. He runs out, and says “Wait, you drive that stook? I can’t let a fellow stook owner down!” He points at his 2001 spa yellow. He then goes into the back and rings the battery up at a different register. UGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Then he curses me out because I have a 2002 with a glass window. Then we shoot the shit and I go home. Holla at the Hoooonda bois lookin’ out for each other lol. ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/2 "2005-12-08T19:29:59Z")
did he meet you at your house after work for some serious petting? ---
**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/3 "2005-12-08T19:30:12Z")
Did you give eachother a reach around as well?? ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/4 "2005-12-08T19:32:04Z")
wow … stook on stook leg humping action with how excited he sounded, he probably would have eaten your shit, german style, if you had asked him ---
**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/5 "2005-12-08T19:33:25Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > he probably would have eaten your shit, german style, if you had asked him Holy shit I just fell off my couch… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/6 "2005-12-08T19:40:22Z")
Damn you honda owners, I never get that kinda lovin in a taurus. :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/7 "2005-12-08T19:49:11Z")
at least somebody is having some good luck this week :tup:…wish I could say the same. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/8 "2005-12-08T19:50:03Z")
> [@Tkklemann](#): > > Holy shit I just fell off my couch… glad i could help edit: and by german style, i ment he would have worn a nun outfit to do it ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/9 "2005-12-08T19:54:32Z")
That was moving…really. Can you see the tear? ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/10 "2005-12-09T04:48:00Z")
So…Thats 2 guys that are insane/retarded enough to drive those in the winter?? It must be love Howie, go back and tell him how he completes you.:hay: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/11 "2005-12-09T06:11:04Z")
> [@Violator](#): > > did he meet you at your house after work for some **serious petting?** OMFGROFL ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/12 "2005-12-09T06:21:13Z")
that was so nice and so gay ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/13 "2005-12-09T06:25:21Z")
pics of reacharound? ---
**Author:** ![MrFliGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrfligsr/32/3069_2.png) [@MrFliGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrFliGSR)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/14 "2005-12-09T06:51:15Z")
“serious petting” lol! People in my office are crackin up ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/15 "2005-12-09T06:55:50Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Snip > > Then he wants to do me because I have a 2002 with a glass window. > > Then we blow eachother and I go home. > > Holla at the Hoooonda bois hookin’ up with each other lol. fixed ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/16 "2005-12-09T06:59:57Z")
Don’t be jealous! Damn you flaming homos have some crazy imaginations… ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/17 "2005-12-09T07:02:20Z")
it’s how we get through the day :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/18 "2005-12-09T07:13:17Z")
did you discuss whether or not a stook on a converyor belt will take-off? ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/19 "2005-12-09T07:15:44Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Damn you honda owners, I never get that kinda lovin in a taurus. :tdown: sure you will, just tell the manager at mcdonalds it makes you like his family, you’ll get teh free apple piezorz ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474/20 "2005-12-09T07:22:09Z")
> [@RedDawg](#): > > did you discuss whether or not a stook on a converyor belt will take-off? I thought it was a train on an track made of pickles…? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-car-owners-stick-together/5474.md?page=2)