# LoL Funny Eghey email

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 23, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661 "2005-09-23T19:00:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/1 "2005-09-23T19:00:35Z")

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This is an email I received from someone else bidding on some Guess watch or something. Funny as hell. Didn’t know eghey users had large internet cocks also!

Question from benitez0481 stop eating shit, u cant outbid me stupid ass. give it up loser  
**Respond to this question in My Messages.** Thank you for using eBay ![http://www.motors.ebay.com/](http://www.motors.ebay.com/) ![http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/s.gif](http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/s.gif)

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/2 "2005-09-23T19:09:19Z")

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time to drive the price way the fuck up there …lol

gimme the link, ill drive it through the roof …

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/3 "2005-09-23T19:10:43Z")

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That’s what I was thinking…now I definitely will win it. I was thinking of maybe pretending to be some grandmother or something instead and berating him on his language. Any ideas of a good response??

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/4 "2005-09-23T19:14:00Z")

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just tell him your more then happy to spend retail on it, and if he wants to try to oubid you to go for it

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/5 "2005-09-23T19:16:34Z")

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that’s no fun…but I did outbid him again all the same.

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/6 "2005-09-27T16:32:26Z")

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A follow up if anyone cares…I was determined to win that damn watch and I did at the last minute. This is the message I sent him afterwards:

> Hello there you stupid fuckhole!!! Guess who won that Guess watch?? Me!!! haha loser. Get a real job you crack selling lame-ass! By the way…giants suck and so does armando benitez.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/7 "2005-09-27T16:38:34Z")

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I wasn’t aware people wore Guess clothing anyway.

I went into the store last year and saw taper legged pants. That was pretty much over the 80s limit for me.

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/8 "2005-09-27T16:51:23Z")

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Guess watches are pimp

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/9 "2005-09-27T17:19:39Z")

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> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> I wasn’t aware people wore Guess clothing anyway.
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> I went into the store last year and saw taper legged pants. That was pretty much over the 80s limit for me.

It was a watch. I buy Guess clothing very rarely but the watches are very pimp. My favorite actually, besides Movado and others like that of course. This was a Guess Collection watch. :pimp:

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/10 "2005-09-27T18:26:14Z")

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I’ve been fancying Skagen watches lately.

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**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/11 "2005-09-28T14:54:44Z")

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> [@Diesel](#):
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> It was a watch. I buy Guess clothing **_because my b/f promises a reach around when i wear them_** :pimp:

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/12 "2005-09-28T14:57:26Z")

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You are such as ass Jeff…

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/13 "2005-09-28T15:05:50Z")

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OR:  
maybe that is an alternate account from the seller and he is egging you on to pay more. HAHA. YOU GOT OWNED?

EDIT: i am totally doing this next time i sell something.

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/14 "2005-09-28T15:11:40Z")

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hahaha i was thinking the same thing newman. its definitly possible haha

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/15 "2005-09-28T15:52:34Z")

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^ I did consider that…and yes, it is a VERY good idea. I was gonna win it no matter what.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/16 "2005-09-28T16:01:23Z")

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> [@Diesel](#):
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> You have such an ass Jeff…

Wow the sexual tension is getting thick in here…or should one say tight…

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-funny-eghey-email/2661/17 "2005-09-28T16:40:42Z")

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I think it is worse for people with “red” in their usernames…apparently
