# LOL great unemployment experience today

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**Created:** [March 23, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030 "2009-03-23T22:45:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/1 "2009-03-23T22:45:44Z")

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Well, I got a letter a couple weeks ago that said I needed to fill out the paperwork and go to the ‘help find work’ office this morning. So, I go, and as luck would have it, my crazy cousin is there with a friend. He’s going through the job listings, and says out loud ‘hair test, nope, i’d never get that job, if they tested my hair right now I’d be taken to jail’. I found that quite funny to say out loud at a place that wants to help get you a job:)

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/2 "2009-03-23T23:09:38Z")

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Ha ha so he graduated med school right?

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/3 "2009-03-23T23:10:17Z")

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> [@Mutant Wolf-Dog](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mutant-wolf-dog/16077/5):
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> Ha ha so he graduated med school right?

Yes, and has now graduated to ‘street pharmacist’

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/4 "2009-03-23T23:35:23Z")

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street pharmacist O.o

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/5 "2009-03-23T23:37:40Z")

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> [@Myspace ads...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/myspace-ads/16076/17):
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> Yes, and has now graduated to ‘street pharmacist’

Fuck he will prolly make way more as a street pharmacist

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/6 "2009-03-23T23:38:45Z")

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> [@FS 1997 Ski-do Formula Z 583 $1000](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-ski-do-formula-z-583-1000/16066/6):
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> Fuck he will prolly make way more as a street pharmacist

Unfortunately, he always uses up all of his products before they hit the streets.

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/7 "2009-03-24T06:34:10Z")

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Lmao bad business right there

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/8 "2009-03-24T06:37:03Z")

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^^ lol.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/9 "2009-03-24T08:56:35Z")

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> [@i think im getting set up on MySpace](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-getting-set-up-on-myspace/16039/43):
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> Unfortunately, he always uses up all of his products before they hit the streets.

LOL:lol

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/10 "2009-03-24T09:07:07Z")

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My street prescription is running low, maybe he can assist me with a refill. :lol

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/11 "2009-03-24T12:54:52Z")

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I hear the poker table is hiring.

Works for Failvis so maybe you can make money playing poker too.

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**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-great-unemployment-experience-today/243030/12 "2009-03-24T13:28:41Z")

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:lol:lol:lol:lol oh man… bad news bear…
