# lol, pirates sign 2 kids from india.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 26, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838 "2008-11-26T07:06:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![8Grand](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/8grand/32/5940_2.png) [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/1 "2008-11-26T07:06:47Z")

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After they randomly participated in a pitching contest… neither even came close to winning :hsugh: sweet pickup.

[http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/baseball/mlb/11/24/pirates.indians.ap/index.html?cnn=yes](http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/baseball/mlb/11/24/pirates.indians.ap/index.html?cnn=yes)

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**Author:** ![SMort38](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smort38/32/6008_2.png) [@SMort38](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SMort38)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/2 "2008-11-26T07:10:46Z")

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i heard this on the radio yesterday… i thought it was a joke

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/3 "2008-11-26T07:26:09Z")

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Sweet, about time we take away jobs from india :kekegay:

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/4 "2008-11-26T08:44:19Z")

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i quit… if they had said they signed a rock thrower from palestine i would have been impressed.

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/5 "2008-11-26T09:41:25Z")

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As long as the Pirates are profitable, they will keep doing this \*\*\*\*. Quit buying tix and merch!

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/6 "2008-11-26T09:50:23Z")

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i definately clicked on this thinking the real pirates signed 2 kids from india. like the ones that just took over the oil tanker in the middle of the ocean. i was surprised they let that info out. then i saw it was meaning the pgh pirates and i was no longer surprised.

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**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/7 "2008-11-26T12:41:41Z")

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\*\*\*\*, i can throw a ball!!

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**Author:** ![Klinkb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Klinkb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Klinkb)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/8 "2008-11-26T13:23:20Z")

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this cracked me up, my supervisor at work tried out for them 3 times

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/9 "2008-11-26T14:01:56Z")

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EOE…lame

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**Author:** ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/10 "2008-11-26T20:24:14Z")

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Winner gets a 1-year contract with the Pirates.

2nd place gets a 2-year contract with the Pirates.

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**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/11 "2008-11-26T23:22:58Z")

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> [@Introducing The Onyx Syndicate](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-onyx-syndicate/38839/9):
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> this cracked me up, my supervisor at work tried out for them 3 times

Which one?

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**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/12 "2008-11-27T00:16:42Z")

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Yah the Pirates just hit a new lifetime low on this one.

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**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/13 "2008-11-27T06:02:45Z")

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Wow.

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**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/14 "2008-11-27T07:06:26Z")

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wow, its like the pirates are trying to be a joke…

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**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/15 "2008-11-28T15:06:36Z")

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> [@Remnants of war....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remnants-of-war/38844/3):
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> wow, its like the pirates are trying to be a joke…

They haven’t had to try yet, they are a joke. This just takes it to a whole new level.

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/16 "2008-11-28T15:31:48Z")

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> [@i want one of these](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-want-one-of-these/38840/5):
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> Winner gets a 1-year contract with the Pirates.
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> 2nd place gets a 2-year contract with the Pirates.

🤣

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/17 "2008-11-28T22:58:49Z")

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i broke it down financially that if they buy 20 challenger SE’s at a discount of say 18K. gave one away at 20 games. and sold an average of 5000 more tickets a game (on weekday night games) times our per cap ticket revenue…they would make 1.3 million after expenses. ur ticket to that game would be basically a raffle ticket for the car that night plus a baseball game. i’m sick of these contests that you have to guess how much stuff is in the bed of a truck or if the pitcher hits a gran slam in the 8th inning. and not a dumb ass neon or some hunk of crap…atleast a challenger is a flashy car that people want even if you give away an SE. it has to be black too… hell work a deal with dodge and you might even get them to give a bigger discount for free advertisement. BUT NO… you got a bunch of people that went to “COLLEGE” and studied “MARKETING” and dont know their ass from a hole in the ground… God forbid anyone in that organization use common sense.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/18 "2008-11-29T11:01:57Z")

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struggling economy. some who would win might not afford the taxes on it ^

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/19 "2008-11-29T11:15:24Z")

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$1400?

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-pirates-sign-2-kids-from-india/200838/20 "2008-11-29T11:28:37Z")

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> [@Stole vehicle from dealership!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stole-vehicle-from-dealership/38855/31):
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> $1400?

1400 is alot to some

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