# LOL story
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 18, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478 "2008-08-18T20:51:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/1 "2008-08-18T20:51:39Z")
So I go out on a date with this girl on Saturday. We head down to Coney Island to watch a minor league baseball game. After that we went to the amusement park, got on the Ferris wheel, all that stuff. So then we go for a walk along the beach and climb up a lifeguard tower so we can look at the ocean and watch fireworks. A little while later we see this dude running down the beach. He stops like 20 yards past us. Walks into the water up to his knees . . . pulls down his pants and takes a crap in the water. Totally ruined the moment.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/2 "2008-08-18T20:53:10Z")
LOL
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/3 "2008-08-18T20:53:28Z")
LMFAO. Classic. Hobo in Toronto decided to piss in the middle of the street and lay in it. This was just as me and an ex were leaving the movies. Some dude ended up carrying him off to the sidewalk like a gym bag.
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### Author:  [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/4 "2008-08-18T20:53:54Z")
lmfao!
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/5 "2008-08-18T20:58:15Z")
lifeguard stand is instant make-out time
Taking a woman to the beach at night time is almost unfair.
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/6 "2008-08-18T21:07:51Z")
lol… shitty.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/7 "2008-08-18T21:17:51Z")
Where’s the dude who made a thread about being at UB and having to shit but didn’t have time to go home? He needs to read this. This is how a man gets it done.
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/8 "2008-08-18T21:24:55Z")
That’s got to be pretty funny to see at a moment like that.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/9 "2008-08-18T21:39:59Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> Where’s the dude who made a thread about being at UB and having to shit but didn’t have time to go home? He needs to read this. This is how a man gets it done.
LOL that might have been me ☹
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/10 "2008-08-18T21:46:21Z")
Nope.
[http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37155&highlight=bucket+times+square](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37155&highlight=bucket+times+square)
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### Author:  [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/11 "2008-08-18T22:11:51Z")
Dude, you were by Astroland…What did you expect :lol:
Next time take a walk down Manhattan Beach…much better. Or just hang out in Sheepshead bay.
Or take her to Candle light.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/12 "2008-08-19T03:32:37Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> lifeguard stand is instant make-out time
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> Taking a woman to the beach during the sunset/sunrise is almost unfair.
fixed, and true as hell.
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/13 "2008-08-19T04:43:15Z")
> [@FSANE](#):
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> Dude, you were by Astroland…What did you expect :lol:
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> Next time take a walk down Manhattan Beach…much better. Or just hang out in Sheepshead bay.
>
> Or take her to Candle light.
Wtf… do I know you?
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/14 "2008-08-19T04:44:36Z")
> [@Willybeen](#):
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> lol… shitty.
haha, i see what you did there.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/15 "2008-08-19T05:32:40Z")
i once mad eye contact with a bum shitting in the middle of an intersection, under a bridge, in Japan…
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/16 "2008-08-19T05:40:24Z")
Well you deserved that after the worlds most corny date… did you take her to an outdoor ice rink after and then shower the place in flower petals with a bubble bath.
I kid I kid
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/17 "2008-08-19T05:42:32Z")
> [@FSANE](#):
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> Or take her to Candle light.
omg i miss that place
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/18 "2008-08-19T07:20:01Z")
Word: That was my UB story…
I will have to stand by my story. I would not poop on the beach. What would you wipe with? You socks? I can’t wear shoes without socks that gross, my feet would sweat like a mother. So that leaves what, maybe your underwear…but then if you miss a spot your pants are totally ruined. I think a undershirt would have to be my garment of choice.
I have under certain circumstances though pooped in the woods. But I have always had enough tissue to take care of myself.
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/19 "2008-08-19T07:23:37Z")
I was kissing a broad in my car pretty recently it was near 3rd base. We were in the parking lot around the corner and a bunch of dudes walked by and the one kid looked in the window. He didnt realize we were in there and was like “sorry… nice car though”
Fucker was prolly gonna smash my window.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/20 "2008-08-19T07:25:14Z")
replace broad with dude, then its believeable
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