# LOL story
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 18, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478 "2008-08-18T20:51:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/21 "2008-08-19T07:27:00Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> i once mad eye contact with a bum shitting in the middle of an intersection, under a bridge, in Japan…
Oh man, I’ve never even thought about that. Asian bums.
Anyway, Howie, I think the most important question to ask about this girl is: Did she find it hilarious, or was she offended by the dude shitting?
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/22 "2008-08-19T07:27:57Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> Oh man, I’ve never even thought about that. Asian bums.
>
> Anyway, Howie, I think the most important question to ask about this girl is: Did she find it hilarious, or was she offended by the dude shitting?
or was she turned on…
If she was turned on she is totally a keeper
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/23 "2008-08-19T07:29:37Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> replace broad with dude, then its believeable
this was post op. its definitely broad now.
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/24 "2008-08-19T07:30:07Z")
> [@RobHimself](#):
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> I was kissing a broad in my car pretty recently it was near 3rd base. We were in the parking lot around the corner and a bunch of dudes walked by and the one kid looked in the window. He didnt realize we were in there and was like “sorry… nice car though”
>
> Fucker was prolly gonna smash my window.
3rd base the bar, or 3rd base the act of fingerblasting?
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/25 "2008-08-19T07:33:46Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> 3rd base the bar, or 3rd base the act of fingerblasting?
HAHAHA both actually.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/26 "2008-08-19T07:55:08Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> or was she turned on…
>
> If she was turned on she is totally a keeper
.
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/27 "2008-08-19T08:44:41Z")
> [@Daddie](#):
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> Wtf… do I know you?
That made me LOL so hard. Sorry about Mr. McPoops ruining your date.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/28 "2008-08-19T09:07:15Z")
question for everyone:
if you poo in the water like this is it okay to actually hold the poo while it comes out of your bum?
i’m not saying i’ve ever done this, or that i havent, but you could do it right? becuase you’re standing in water… so it’s cool huh?
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/29 "2008-08-19T09:10:35Z")
Why would you want to hold the poo?
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/30 "2008-08-19T09:24:59Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> question for everyone:
>
> if you poo in the water like this is it okay to actually hold the poo while it comes out of your bum?
>
> i’m not saying i’ve ever done this, or that i havent, but you could do it right? becuase you’re standing in water… so it’s cool huh?
Are you OK?
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/31 "2008-08-19T09:51:01Z")
:canadian:
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### Author:  [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/32 "2008-08-19T10:22:38Z")
> [@bing](#):
>
> question for everyone:
>
> if you poo in the water like this is it okay to actually hold the poo while it comes out of your bum?
>
> i’m not saying i’ve ever done this, or that i havent, but you could do it right? becuase you’re standing in water… so it’s cool huh?
. . .
Bing that’s gross
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### Author:  [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/33 "2008-08-19T15:49:39Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> That made me LOL so hard. Sorry about Mr. McPoops ruining your date.
I know his every move hahaha :snky:
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-story/53478/34 "2008-08-19T17:46:13Z")
bing
- yes
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