# lolol police chase dude, dude looses them & police find dude on ground all fucked up **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 3, 2013, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664 "2013-09-03T09:50:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/21 "2013-09-04T12:59:05Z")
> [@Evo owners- Q's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-owners-qs/53385/28): > > If I was a cop and you were running from me… I’d catch you, break all of your limbs, shit on your chest and leave you in front of the pizzeria on Caroline. if I was a cop, I would too lol…exept id come up with a better story. lol not defending suspect, im laughing at story is all, just like the posted marine story below. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/22 "2013-09-04T13:01:03Z")
I was just stating what I would do to you… No relevance to the story. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/23 "2013-09-04T13:02:19Z")
Questioning if I would rip your fingernails off and spray pepper spray on your fingers. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/24 "2013-09-04T13:02:36Z")
> [@Thanks / Karma / Reputation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thanks-karma-reputation/52725/314): > > I was just stating what I would do to you… > > No relevance to the story. fuck off bitch, if i was a cop, id get a chinese food menu, roll it up like a search warrant, wait until you werent home, but whitney was, break in and yell “search warrant” and steal all your money/silver. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/25 "2013-09-04T13:39:16Z")
> [@Thanks / Karma / Reputation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thanks-karma-reputation/52725/316): > > fuck off bitch, if i was a cop, id get a chinese food menu, roll it up like a search warrant, wait until you werent home, but whitney was, break in and yell “search warrant” and steal all your money/silver. I think that only works if you roll up in a Cadi on hydraulics. (Training Day reference) ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/26 "2013-09-04T15:54:45Z")
> [@Thanks / Karma / Reputation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thanks-karma-reputation/52725/319): > > I think that only works if you roll up in a Cadi on hydraulics. > > (Training Day reference) lol, exactly where I got the chinese food menu idea from haha ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/27 "2013-09-04T16:06:17Z")
Training Day car was a '78-'80 Monte Carlo ---
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/28 "2013-09-04T21:11:15Z")
> [@Official "sightings" thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-sightings-thread/53153/375): > > _ex-criminal_ No such thing. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/29 "2013-09-05T04:26:58Z")
> [@Thanks / Karma / Reputation?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thanks-karma-reputation/52725/316): > > fuck off bitch, if i was a cop, id get a chinese food menu, roll it up like a search warrant, wait until you werent home, but whitney was, break in and yell “search warrant” and steal all your money/silver. im pretty sure Whitney would fuck u up. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/30 "2013-09-05T04:28:35Z")
ps: thats what i thought but u all were saying he was a convict…thats where i was getting lost. what did he do in the past to make this dude a convict? also the head smashing, that happened the night he got fucked up right? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/31 "2013-09-05T05:02:26Z")
I’m a x convict !!! ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/32 "2013-09-05T05:14:24Z")
> [@Drinkers Step In/How Often You Drink](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drinkers-step-in-how-often-you-drink/53428/53): > > I’m a x convict !!! this is true. guess its time to kick your ass too! ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/33 "2013-09-05T05:25:24Z")
Throw you off a fucking scaffold, finally teach you to not put your tits on people’s cars… ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/34 "2013-09-05T06:24:16Z")
Bring it up ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/35 "2013-09-05T07:11:23Z")
john, wtf r u talking about? bring what up? go back to sleep, your drunk. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/36 "2013-09-05T07:37:54Z")
Bitch \* autocorect got me cause I have big hands ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/37 "2013-09-05T08:17:23Z")
sure!!! go back to sleep ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/38 "2013-09-05T08:29:48Z")
> [@Violators old mustang.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/violators-old-mustang/53328/35): > > im pretty sure Whitney would fuck u up. :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/39 "2013-09-05T09:24:52Z")
my co worker knows the guy… Apparently he’s been a giant scumbag since HS IDGAF if the cops beat him or he fell off the building, deserved it either way ---
**Author:** ![Gundamzeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Gundamzeppelin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gundamzeppelin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolol-police-chase-dude-dude-looses-them-police-find-dude-on-ground-all-fucked-up/267664/40 "2013-09-05T10:44:47Z")
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