# Long Island girls do it better

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 2, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767 "2009-12-02T09:17:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/1 "2009-12-02T09:17:17Z")

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Discuss.

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/2 "2009-12-02T09:17:58Z")

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hard sayin not knowin

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/3 "2009-12-02T09:18:26Z")

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can’t really contribute to this, I stay out of the city

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/4 "2009-12-02T09:21:38Z")

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Technically yes but good Christ is it not worth the extra hassle.

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/5 "2009-12-02T09:23:01Z")

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F’in skanks…

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/6 "2009-12-02T09:23:36Z")

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> [@4/8/07 - Sabres @ Flyers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-8-07-sabres-flyers/26655/4):
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> Discuss.

They certainly aren’t bad that’s for sure!

> [@what to get for my fathers 60th birthday? updated](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-get-for-my-fathers-60th-birthday-updated/26646/10):
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> Technically yes but good Christ is it not worth the extra hassle.

Seconded. :thumbup

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/7 "2009-12-02T09:26:33Z")

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> [@4/8/07 - Sabres @ Flyers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-8-07-sabres-flyers/26655/6):
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> They certainly aren’t bad that’s for sure!
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> Seconded. :thumbup

is tracey a LI girl??

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/8 "2009-12-02T09:27:12Z")

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no. :ninja

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**Author:** ![Gendy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gendy/32/6456_2.png) [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/9 "2009-12-02T09:27:33Z")

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> [@what to get for my fathers 60th birthday? updated](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-get-for-my-fathers-60th-birthday-updated/26646/10):
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> Technically yes but good Christ is it not worth the extra hassle.

X100000000000

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/10 "2009-12-02T09:27:46Z")

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ALRIGHT assholes, here’s the deal.

My friend Liz is on her way to mi casa from LI to see me. I’m drinking vodka and cranberry juice in order to rid myself of any pussiness that may be left inside of me.

Halp!!!

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/11 "2009-12-02T09:28:11Z")

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![http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs115.snc3/16248_1215172944193_1374900304_30821838_1203605_n.jpg](http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs115.snc3/16248_1215172944193_1374900304_30821838_1203605_n.jpg)  
For you e-humping bastards.

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/12 "2009-12-02T09:30:34Z")

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> [@fs:misc car audio](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-misc-car-audio/25857/9):
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> ALRIGHT assholes, here’s the deal.
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> My **friend** Liz is on her way to mi casa from LI to see me. I’m drinking vodka and cranberry juice in order to rid myself of any pussiness that may be left inside of me.
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> Halp!!!

This is what worries me… have been friend listed already?

If not - good luck! just don’t be afraid of being forward with her and you’ll do fine.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/13 "2009-12-02T09:32:32Z")

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Just because its from LI doesnt mean its not like every other female you’ve ever interacted with in every other way. For you its the same MO. She’s still a broken, fragile creature with daddy issues.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/14 "2009-12-02T09:33:34Z")

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i dated a girl from LI a few months ago. we were together for like 5 months. didnt work out.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/15 "2009-12-02T09:34:06Z")

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Jclark :rofl

V+C #3 now.

I just want to see the look on her face when I explain to her that I can’t cum. hahahahahahhaha

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**Author:** ![xreaction](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xreaction/32/6409_2.png) [@xreaction](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xreaction)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/16 "2009-12-02T09:39:34Z")

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HAHA good luck dude keep us posted

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/17 "2009-12-02T09:42:36Z")

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![http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sFun_comp.gif](http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sFun_comp.gif)

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/18 "2009-12-02T09:55:12Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/26651/8):
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> Jclark :rofl
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> V+C #3 now.
> 
> I just want to see the look on her face when I explain to her that I can’t cum. hahahahahahhaha

It just hit me… That is prolly the BEST pickup line EVER.

1: she will feel bad for you, +1  
2: she might not believe you and want to find out +1  
3: If she wanted the cack to begin with, she doesnt have anything to worry about +1  
4: telling her this shows you have confidance in your self (no pun intended) +1  
5: If she loves to swallow she will be not be happy. -4

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/19 "2009-12-02T10:03:36Z")

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Wear Ed hardy and Armani exchange. She will love you.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/20 "2009-12-02T10:14:22Z")

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> [@The run-in with AOL via LiveChat. Too funny!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-run-in-with-aol-via-livechat-too-funny/26656/3):
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> Wear Ed hardy and Armani exchange. She will love you.

Hit her in the head with a club. It wont matter if she loves you.

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