# Long Island girls do it better **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 2, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767 "2009-12-02T09:17:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/21 "2009-12-02T10:24:51Z")
> [@fs:misc car audio](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-misc-car-audio/25857/11): > > Hit her in the head with a club. It wont matter if she loves you. x2 :rofl great movie ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/22 "2009-12-02T10:27:09Z")
> [@\*R32 front end\* Feeler or for trade](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/r32-front-end-feeler-or-for-trade/26603/11): > > It just hit me… **That is prolly the BEST pickup line EVER.** > > 1: she will feel bad for you, +1 > 2: she might not believe you and want to find out +1 > 3: If she wanted the cack to begin with, she doesnt have anything to worry about +1 > 4: telling her this shows you have confidance in your self (no pun intended) +1 > 5: If she loves to swallow she will be not be happy. -4 this works!! trust me ive used it before, ended up screwing the girl for several months so i mustve done something right…or not done something :shifty ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/23 "2009-12-02T10:34:13Z")
> [@what to get for my fathers 60th birthday? updated](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-get-for-my-fathers-60th-birthday-updated/26646/10): > > Technically yes but good Christ is it not worth the extra hassle. Hell mother fucking yes :bowdown With that being said Google “guido long island” and hit images. That will clear up alot of what most girls go for down there. (and if your super lazy [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=guido+long+island&btnG=Search&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=guido+long+island&btnG=Search&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0) ) ![http://getoffourisland.com/media/guido_citation/Guido_Citation_Picture.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/9/a9b6b0a7eedfb93daad221f0ee69ec462d0d8634.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/24 "2009-12-02T10:36:52Z")
Good luck, my gf is from LI. Shes not high maintenance or materialistic but she is definetly a pain in the ass:banghead ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/25 "2009-12-02T10:45:11Z")
Pics of said LI girl :excited ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/26 "2009-12-02T11:00:39Z")
My girl is from LI. Actually we are going down there this weekend to see her family. I love the food down there. So good. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/27 "2009-12-02T11:05:14Z")
> [@FS:10,000lbs lift, tranny jack,2 tripods](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-10-000lbs-lift-tranny-jack-2-tripods/26652/7): > > My girl is from LI. Actually we are going down there this weekend to see her family. I love the food down there. So good. hmmmmm explains your hair! :rofl i’m just fucking with ya man. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/28 "2009-12-02T11:30:43Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/26651/16): > > hmmmmm explains your hair! :rofl i’m just fucking with ya man. Or lack thereof:shifty ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/29 "2009-12-02T11:45:45Z")
> [@The run-in with AOL via LiveChat. Too funny!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-run-in-with-aol-via-livechat-too-funny/26656/3): > > Wear Ed hardy and Armani exchange. She will love you. i should neg u for this ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/30 "2009-12-02T12:02:36Z")
having to drink to try and get laid shows lack of self confidence… ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/31 "2009-12-02T12:21:21Z")
> [@Anyone Have](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have/26653/3): > > having to drink to try and get laid shows lack of self confidence… Coming up with what you said shows lack of having a life… ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/32 "2009-12-02T12:33:36Z")
> [@Anyone Have](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have/26653/3): > > having to drink to try and get laid shows lack of self confidence… good point… Since he isnt posting anymore, He is prolly crying his eyes out to her… “:‘( I cant bust…:’(people on shift bust my bawls:'(” lol Jk chris… gl with her… and you better post pics. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/33 "2009-12-02T13:46:35Z")
Im very impressed ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/34 "2009-12-02T15:48:42Z")
I’m sick of being picked on for my fat chick streak… :rofl ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/35 "2009-12-02T15:49:53Z")
I find the heavy accents annoying. Got any pics of said girls Chris? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/36 "2009-12-02T15:52:05Z")
> [@FS 30 GIG IPOD VIDEO CHEAP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-30-gig-ipod-video-cheap/26661/6): > > I’m sick of being picked on for my fat chick streak… :rofl you gotta relaxxxx ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/37 "2009-12-02T15:56:46Z")
> [@Dozr lost his torque.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dozr-lost-his-torque/26600/50): > > I find the heavy accents annoying. Got any pics of said girls Chris? i posted a pic on page 1 \*\*\* nog ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/38 "2009-12-02T16:03:06Z")
So what happened? She has to be there by now right? Are you shitfaced? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/39 "2009-12-02T16:03:28Z")
> [@190mph vid lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/190mph-vid-lol/26676/5): > > i posted a pic on page 1 \*\*\* nog How are we suppose to know that she is specifically coming up to fuck you? or if thats even the girl? or if there really is a girl at all? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767/40 "2009-12-02T16:22:08Z")
Hey don’t put words into my e-mouth. I never said that. We went to toga for a bit and repetitively honked at hatfield at the gas station in her car. haha [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/long-island-girls-do-it-better/248767.md?page=3)