# looking for a job **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910 "2008-12-17T12:38:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/21 "2008-12-17T12:51:58Z")
I can’t I’m on a diet ☹ I’m a fatty right now ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/22 "2008-12-17T12:53:06Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > LOL that place kicks ass. some cracked out black dude said he was going to light me on fire. Haha no lie I was picking up speakers with my dad for his old car and a cracked out looking black guy told us that if we payed him 50 bucks that he would steal them and meet us somewhere down walden to pick them up from him hahahah my dad told him we had the situation under control and thanks anyways hahaha ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/23 "2008-12-17T12:53:16Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > you could let your hair grow out and get a VW… and be apart of newmans entourage… > > You don’t get paid, but you can definitely bet you will be fucking awesome! My entourage is awesome because of their own merits. Being in my entourage does not make you awesome, being awesome gets you into my entourage. Clearly OP is not eligible. ---
**Author:** ![someguytony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@someguytony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/someguytony)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/24 "2008-12-17T12:56:10Z")
wow this was definatly not the question to ask i guess ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/25 "2008-12-17T12:58:33Z")
> [@someguytony](#): > > wow this was definatly not the question to ask i guess If you can shove a large wine bottle up your ass you could audition for a shock site, internet has some good money! [Someguy1carlorossi.com](http://Someguy1carlorossi.com)? ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/26 "2008-12-17T13:09:55Z")
There may be a couple bars with glory holes looking for operators. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/27 "2008-12-17T13:11:19Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > I can’t I’m on a diet ☹ > > I’m a fatty right now you’re perfect the way you are. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/28 "2008-12-17T13:13:18Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > you’re perfect the way you are. _batts eyes_ ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/29 "2008-12-17T13:13:32Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > you’re perfect the way you are. you guys are so cute together ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/30 "2008-12-17T13:14:39Z")
Awwww, my heart just melted. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/31 "2008-12-17T13:19:21Z")
Im here for the gangbang? ---
**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/32 "2008-12-17T13:20:54Z")
:bush: ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/33 "2008-12-17T13:25:36Z")
> [@someguytony](#): > > wow this was definatly not the question to ask i guess It isn’t the question that you asked. It is how you presented it. Based on your post, and the posts that followed, I would not hire you. That is saying something as all I am hiring for is an entry level warehouse job. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/34 "2008-12-17T13:27:08Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > It isn’t the question that you asked. It is how you presented it. Based on your post, and the posts that followed, I would not hire you. That is saying something as all I am hiring for is an entry level warehouse job. WHOA! PM ME! with details! ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/35 "2008-12-17T13:31:25Z")
> [@ericvw7989](#): > > There may be a couple bars with glory holes looking for operators. how does that work? does the operator pay? does the person standing at hole pay? do both pay a service charge? you’re the expert here apparently 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/36 "2008-12-17T13:31:29Z")
woah! Give up Tony… A lot of ignorant people here. ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/37 "2008-12-17T13:31:46Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > WHOA! PM ME! with details! x2 ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/38 "2008-12-17T13:31:58Z")
FUCK :bush: ---
**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/39 "2008-12-17T13:43:42Z")
> [@newman](#): > > well, you’re clearly a moron. Maybe you can get a job as a greeter at walmart?! [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/0/e0f019f0955a7db13e5012ad3399fd352a66b3ea.jpeg "Best of Idiocracy - Welcome to Costco") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc) ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-job/59910/40 "2008-12-17T13:45:19Z")
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