# Looking for Receptionist **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 6, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731 "2006-03-06T14:50:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/1 "2006-03-06T14:50:00Z")
Hey all, The company I am currently working for is searching for a receptionist and administrator. Looking for someone who is professional, competent, fits into our cultural atmosphere, and experienced. Being hot is a major asset šŸ˜‰ Tasks will include answering phoned, finishing contracts, formatting resumes, and general interaction with our employees. You will have many responsibilities. For those looking to make an entrance into the professional world, this is the place. The company is ATS Reliance. We are a technical recruitment agency who recruits professionals in the fields of engineering, management, and other technical expertise. This is an informal non-official job description, and our management will have all the details. Pay will be competitive, based on experience. Please email me with your resume (and photo if you have it ;)) at [anerenberg@atsrecruitment.com](mailto:anerenberg@atsrecruitment.com) or my email below. Boys, feel free to pass this on to anyone you know. Females only please. Aaron ---
**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/2 "2006-03-06T15:17:25Z")
> [@SRBURG13](#): > > general interaction with our employees Creepy. ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/3 "2006-03-06T17:07:52Z")
> Females only please Hmmā€¦workplace discrimination much? :E ---
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/4 "2006-03-06T21:06:12Z")
Thatā€™s why i said it is not an official job posting. lol. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve EVER seen or heard of a male receptionist. I just made that comment so Krisā€™s unemployed fudge packin self wouldnā€™t apply. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/5 "2006-03-06T21:10:26Z")
No thanks. I think Iā€™d rather stay in constuction than have my ass slapped by Aaron 50 times a day. :E ---
**Author:** ![Invalid\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@Invalid\_Zero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Invalid_Zero)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/6 "2006-03-07T01:53:30Z")
> [@PyreXXX](#): > > No thanks. I think Iā€™d rather stay in constuction than have my ass slapped by Aaron 50 times a day. :E I call bullshit! ---
**Author:** ![baker\_jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@baker\_jeff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baker_jeff)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/7 "2006-03-07T06:52:42Z")
> [@2003specv](#): > > [quote=PyreXXX]No thanks. I think Iā€™d rather stay in constuction than have my ass slapped by Aaron 50 times a day. :E I call bullshit![/quote] BAHAHAHAHA :lol: ---
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/8 "2006-03-07T07:29:31Z")
Hhahahaha ---
**Author:** ![DatsunDave](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/datsundave/32/5805_2.png) [@DatsunDave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DatsunDave)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/9 "2006-03-07T08:13:03Z")
Creepy x 2 + infinity = this. ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/10 "2006-03-07T08:48:22Z")
Iā€™m not as interested in Aaron spanking me as I am about wearing the receptionists skirt and nylons. :E Ok, what can I say, Iā€™m the king of off-topic! SOMEONE CROWN ME! (With the butt of a handgun, preferrably. :D) ---
**Author:** ![DatsunDave](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/datsundave/32/5805_2.png) [@DatsunDave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DatsunDave)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/11 "2006-03-07T08:51:35Z")
> [@PyreXXX](#): > > Iā€™m not as interested in Aaron spanking me as I am about wearing the receptionists skirt and nylons. :E :eew: :huh ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/12 "2006-03-07T09:03:37Z")
_ā€œPyreXXX - making people puke since 1979ā€¦ā€_ :E ---
**Author:** ![Inzane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b38774/32.png) [@Inzane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Inzane)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/13 "2006-03-07T09:22:17Z")
You were sounding professional and serious until I read this: > [@SRBURG13](#): > > Being hot is a major asset. You canā€™t be seriousā€¦ Being hot is a **major asset**? Which is it: ā€œtechnical recruitment agency who recruits professionals in the fields of engineering, management, and other technical expertiseā€ OR the porn and entertainment industry? ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/14 "2006-03-07T09:29:25Z")
I guess itā€™s important to look hot for a few years down the road when we get mass-market videophone capabilities and you can actually see the receptionist. ---
**Author:** ![Impact\_Blue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/impact_blue/32/5807_2.png) [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/15 "2006-03-07T09:34:07Z")
Seriously, what if there was someone who meet all the required qualifications and will actually be an asset to the company but isnā€™t hot, you wonā€™t hire her? Speaks a lot for your company too if youā€™re just looking for someone just for eye candy. Are you looking for someone to do the job right or someone who is just good looking? But hey, you never know, you might come across bothā€¦just more or less watch what you say when you advertise positions, might be a joke to some of us but not to everyone else. Anyways, thatā€™s my 2 cents, Iā€™m leavinā€™ it at that :partyman: edit: what if she just sounded hot on the phone? ---
**Author:** ![baker\_jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@baker\_jeff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baker_jeff)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/16 "2006-03-07T10:14:42Z")
I thought receptionists ARE eye candy?? Do they do other things too? :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/17 "2006-03-07T10:48:23Z")
> [@Inzane](#): > > You were sounding professional and serious until I read this: > > [quote=SRBURG13]Being hot is a major asset. You canā€™t be seriousā€¦ Being hot is a **major asset**? Which is it: ā€œtechnical recruitment agency who recruits professionals in the fields of engineering, management, and other technical expertiseā€ OR the porn and entertainment industry?[/quote] So what if the boss want to rub out an easy one. A hot secretary would always want to lend a ā€œhelpingā€ hand. :anal ---
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/18 "2006-03-07T12:09:47Z")
Yes, our office posts official job posting on the Nissan club board, where all of the receptionists/admin workers look for jobs. Are you kidding me? And being hot is an asset, not a requirement. Boy, you guys really do know how to take one thing and make a big deal out of it. Hahah, too funny. Here, Iā€™ll put a ā€˜winkā€™ in there so you guys feel more comfortable. ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/19 "2006-03-07T12:19:25Z")
We have close to 900 members, and you never know who is looking in. Mostly itā€™s just unprofessional, sexist, and rude. But hey, a winky emoticon makes it all better, right? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Impact\_Blue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/impact_blue/32/5807_2.png) [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731/20 "2006-03-07T12:30:43Z")
Letā€™s all just have a :drinkers: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-receptionist/141731.md?page=2)