# Los Angeles Police kill baby while shooting at suspect **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 11, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/los-angeles-police-kill-baby-while-shooting-at-suspect/746 "2005-07-11T22:25:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/los-angeles-police-kill-baby-while-shooting-at-suspect/746/21 "2005-07-12T11:46:58Z")
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? -Bob Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? -So you can see the expression on its face! What is better than a dead baby? -The revoked child-support. What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? -You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Why didn’t they crucify baby Jesus? -I don’t know why they didn’t either and possibly my favorite. . . How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? ``` 4 1/2. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/los-angeles-police-kill-baby-while-shooting-at-suspect/746/22 "2005-07-12T12:29:18Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > theres a dead baby site?!?!?!?1/1/1/1/1///////1111111 yup… all the above quotes can be found on it. when i get home i may link to it if i can find it ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/los-angeles-police-kill-baby-while-shooting-at-suspect/746/23 "2005-07-12T12:30:04Z")
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