# Macgyver's swiss army knife? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 12, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808 "2008-09-12T12:16:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/1 "2008-09-12T12:16:16Z")
[http://www.funis2cool.com/?p=1477](http://www.funis2cool.com/?p=1477) ![http://www.funis2cool.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/big-swiss-knife-06.jpg](http://www.funis2cool.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/big-swiss-knife-06.jpg) :spry: ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/2 "2008-09-12T12:33:55Z")
holy shit…that thing is huge ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/3 "2008-09-12T12:38:11Z")
O\_O ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/4 "2008-09-12T12:40:34Z")
FAIL (No duct tape no care.) ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/5 "2008-09-12T12:48:42Z")
Well that’s excessive. ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/6 "2008-09-12T12:51:37Z")
my friend has one that big… not sure if its the same one or if its a tad smaller… but you cant grip both red parts with your hand its so big… its easily wider then a footbal… He got it because a store he worked for as a buyer picked up swiss army stuff adn it was a “present” from teh company… he quit a week later and kept it… but its just for display, its pretty useless ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/7 "2008-09-12T12:54:00Z")
Just got the catalogue last week.lol [http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74670.asp](http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74670.asp) I want this… [http://www.hammacher.com/publish/11094.asp](http://www.hammacher.com/publish/11094.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/8 "2008-09-12T13:03:14Z")
lol > This is the brightest flashlight available because it is the only one in the world that produces 3,350 lumens from a high-intensity discharge (HID) Xenon lamp which allows it to **illuminate objects up to a full mile away.** awesome ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/9 "2008-09-12T13:05:12Z")
wtf would you do with that thing… i feel like if i needed some crazy tool and some jackass pulls that contraption out of his pocket… id probably punch him ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/10 "2008-09-12T14:17:55Z")
^^^word^^^ ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/11 "2008-09-12T16:15:40Z")
It is just for fun. You don’t actually use it. I would compare that to a 10 foot cookie. Or a fat hooker. ---
**Author:** ![ZOMGVTEK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zomgvtek/32/5063_2.png) [@ZOMGVTEK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZOMGVTEK)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/12 "2008-09-12T18:28:14Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#): > > [PageNotFound](http://www.hammacher.com/publish/11094.asp) You can make one thats better for about $200. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/13 "2008-09-12T18:36:52Z")
isn’t the whole point of a swiss army knife to be convenient and small yet pack several useful tools? i’d be more comfortable carrying around my craftsman toolbox than having that thing attached to my hip. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgyvers-swiss-army-knife/54808/14 "2008-09-12T21:10:33Z")
> [@Skurge](#): > > holy shit…that thing is huge