# Make me a sandwich! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 10, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969 "2009-11-10T13:28:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/1 "2009-11-10T13:28:38Z")
![http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt43/brown61408/11845_723480941470_23905587_4114497.jpg](http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt43/brown61408/11845_723480941470_23905587_4114497.jpg) If this is a repost its worth it for a second time ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/2 "2009-11-10T13:43:54Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/3 "2009-11-10T13:44:22Z")
that’s awesome. ---
**Author:** ![VR2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vr2000/32/5382_2.png) [@VR2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VR2000)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/4 "2009-11-10T13:44:52Z")
haha awesome ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/5 "2009-11-10T13:49:08Z")
:lol: Fucking awesome. EDIT - too many people said awesome. That’s GRRRREEAT! ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/6 "2009-11-10T13:49:54Z")
:tup: And forwarded to my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/7 "2009-11-10T13:55:28Z")
rehost? ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/8 "2009-11-10T13:57:03Z")
> [@Eazy716](#): > > rehost? its up there now, uploaded directly to nyspeed ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/9 "2009-11-10T13:57:58Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > its up there now, uploaded directly to nyspeed thanks! :lol: ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/10 "2009-11-10T14:01:24Z")
:bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/11 "2009-11-10T14:04:54Z")
No, excuse me. Make me a sandwich. That would be awesome. Thanks WTF is this? i didnt want any mayonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/12 "2009-11-10T14:28:30Z")
I showed my boss… he didn’t laugh at it. He did how ever laugh at this, and even made it the desktop on his computer: ![http://kapd.be/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/flying_wharrgarbl.jpg](http://kapd.be/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/flying_wharrgarbl.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/13 "2009-11-10T14:28:39Z")
omg lol. AWESOME ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/14 "2009-11-10T14:33:54Z")
Now I just need some waffle fries…FOR FREE! ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/15 "2009-11-10T14:45:10Z")
pretty good. lol. ---
**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/16 "2009-11-10T14:51:02Z")
Amusing ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/17 "2009-11-10T15:08:55Z")
[![](http://i.imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg) ](http://i.imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![cfrat1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cfrat1/32/5315_2.png) [@cfrat1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cfrat1)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/18 "2009-11-10T17:01:36Z")
Heard about this from Bubba the Love Sponge. > FORT WORTH, Texas - A 39-year-old man has confessed to breaking into the home of an elderly woman early Monday in Fort Worth, Texas, and forcing her to watch as he performed a sex act on himself, police said. > > Mitchel Wayne Stewart also ordered the 77-year-old woman to make him a sandwich before he fled with her cell phone, police said. > > Stewart, 39, was being held Thursday at the Mansfield Jail on charges of burglary of a habitation with intent to commit sexual assault and theft of property. > > The burglary happened at about 1:30 a.m. CDT Monday, said Sgt. Pedro Criado, police spokesman. > > The woman, Criado said, awoke at the sound of her doorbell. > > She went to the front door, and it was suddenly kicked in by a man later identified as Stewart, who grabbed her by the arm and forced her to a living room chair. > > **“After he committed the sex act,” Criado said, “Stewart demanded that the victim make him a sandwich.”** > > She complied and then told the man to leave, which he did, but not before grabbing her cell phone, Criado said. > > At about 11 a.m. Monday, a police detective working security at a Walmart, stopped Stewart on suspicion of theft. Stewart still had the woman’s cell phone, Criado said. > > “Stewart was subsequently arrested and taken to the sexual assault unit where he was interviewed and questioned,” Criado said. > > He then confessed to the early-morning home invasion, Criado said. > > Detectives “believe that Stewart may be responsible for a similar crime that occurred back in August,” Criado said. “That case is still pending criminal charges at this time.” > > Bond for Stewart was set at $5,000 for the theft charge, but no bond was listed for the burglary charge, according to jail records. ---
**Author:** ![hedkase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@hedkase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hedkase)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/19 "2009-11-11T03:26:01Z")
hahahah EPIC ---
**Author:** ![LUKE\_L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luke_l/32/7462_2.png) [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/make-me-a-sandwich/75969/20 "2009-11-11T08:46:32Z")
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