# Male combacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [November 14, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096 "2007-11-14T21:30:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/1 "2007-11-14T21:30:21Z")
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There’s no need to get on your knees & suck on my cock just yet, we’ve only just yet!!!
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: That’s cool, cause after I’m done fucking you in the back of my car, I don’t give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I’ll just shoot my load up your ass.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you’ve been fucked.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I’d rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well because I’ve been screwing your mom while your dad watches.
Man: You’re pretty
Woman: Fuck off.
Man: Don’t interrupt, You’re pretty ugly, you fat bitch.
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### Author:  [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/2 "2007-11-14T21:40:38Z")
hahaha i think i woke up my dog in the other room laughing so hard
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/3 "2007-11-14T22:01:57Z")
> [@CustomLowz](#):
>
> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> Woman: Unfertilized.
> Man: No problem, I’ll just shoot my load up your ass.
By far the best one
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/4 "2007-11-15T04:27:49Z")
:lol wow where do you find these things… theyre as funny as getting a “M” tattooed on each asscheek so when you bend over it says “MoM” :rofl
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### Author:  [@4ADAM12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4ADAM12)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/5 "2007-11-15T16:09:14Z")
Yet another funny. 😃
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/6 "2007-11-16T08:33:14Z")
hahahaha, those are awesome!
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### Author:  [@Evo\_Time](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Evo_Time)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/7 "2007-11-22T23:11:00Z")
hahhaaha lmfao :wtf
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### Author:  [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096/8 "2007-11-24T23:58:04Z")
best thread ever… keep 'em coming!!! :crackup