# Man food **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 26, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409 "2008-11-26T07:18:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/1 "2008-11-26T07:18:59Z")
Family pack of velveta mac and cheese and 2.5 pounds of beef. Made enough for 2 full plates for my buddy and I. [![](http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2967/1123081641vd4.jpg)](http://imageshack.us) ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/2 "2008-11-26T07:26:12Z")
That looks soo good right now As I said before, but some bacon in it… Can we say cholesterol! ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/3 "2008-11-26T07:30:28Z")
I’m starving already as it is and this isn’t helping. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/4 "2008-11-26T07:41:52Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > I’m starving already as it is and this isn’t helping. Yea same here I think i have velveta mac an cheese at home, and a lb of hamburger, and bacon omg its going to be a bacon cheesburger dish, it will be amazeing ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/5 "2008-11-26T07:52:29Z")
you guys are fucking fatasses ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/6 "2008-11-26T07:53:54Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > you guys are fucking fatasses :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/7 "2008-11-26T07:55:20Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > you guys are fucking fatasses yes, DJ is a huge lard ass :nod ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/8 "2008-11-26T07:56:28Z")
work hard, play hard, eat whatever the F you want. ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/9 "2008-11-26T08:06:23Z")
that does look damn good! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/10 "2008-11-26T08:25:19Z")
Well I know what i’m making for a snack later on tonight. :banana You’ll have the shits like no other though. Just those velveeta cheese things alone make my intestines go WOT. And I don’t go on lunch for another hour n a half… fuck you man :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/11 "2008-11-26T08:26:38Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > Well I know what i’m making for a snack later on tonight. :banana You’ll have the shits like no other though. Just those velveeta cheese things alone **make my intestines go WOT.** > And I don’t go on lunch for another hour n a half… fuck you man :rofl :errr :ahh :runaway ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/12 "2008-11-26T08:30:59Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > :errr > > :ahh > > :runaway You know what i’m talkin’ about :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/13 "2008-11-26T08:31:54Z")
The kind of shits that leave a spray pattern on the back of the toilet bowl and burns your anus? Yeah I’ve been there. Not a good time. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/14 "2008-11-26T08:32:52Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > The kind of shits that leave a spray pattern on the back of the toilet bowl and burns your anus? > > Yeah I’ve been there. Not a good time. Yes, that. It has that air bubble in the beginning before the explosion of poo, makes it even worse because you can’t tell when the main pocket is going to exit. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/15 "2008-11-26T08:35:56Z")
Especially in public rest rooms or at work, you just know the whole office heard that first explosion. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/16 "2008-11-26T08:38:21Z")
Wow. :lol Since we’re sharing poo stories… One fine afternoon, I’m on the computer, and Joe calls me into the bathroom to show me this monstrosity of a turd that Robert Ripley would have been proud of. I freak out telling him how gross it is, and that I don’t want to see his poo. About a week later, enter Nicole to bathroom, about to wet myself I have to go so bad… Walk up to toilet… and there is a very large anaconda sized turd sitting there waiting for me. As I’m screaming and yelling, in walks Joe with a very innocent yet mischievous look on his face. Yeah. Fucker left it there specially for me. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/17 "2008-11-26T08:44:08Z")
Obama-nomics. We should all learn to love Velveta… and it’s aftermath. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/18 "2008-11-26T08:45:23Z")
Either all your boyish gastrointestinal tracts are more bitchass than mine… or I’m just immune to this kind of stuff. I never have these… ahem… problems that you’re all talking about. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/19 "2008-11-26T08:48:37Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Either all your boyish gastrointestinal tracts are more bitchass than mine… or I’m just immune to this kind of stuff. I never have these… ahem… problems that you’re all talking about. BS ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/20 "2008-11-26T08:48:55Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Wow. :lol > > Since we’re sharing poo stories… > > One fine afternoon, I’m on the computer, and Joe calls me into the bathroom to show me this monstrosity of a turd that Robert Ripley would have been proud of. I freak out telling him how gross it is, and that I don’t want to see his poo. > > About a week later, enter Nicole to bathroom, about to wet myself I have to go so bad… > Walk up to toilet… and there is a very large anaconda sized turd sitting there waiting for me. > As I’m screaming and yelling, in walks Joe with a very innocent yet mischievous look on his face. > Yeah. Fucker left it there specially for me. :rofl That’s awesome. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409.md?page=2)