# Man food **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 26, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409 "2008-11-26T07:18:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/21 "2008-11-26T08:50:33Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Either all your boyish gastrointestinal tracts are more bitchass than mine… or I’m just immune to this kind of stuff. I never have these… ahem… problems that you’re all talking about. Yes you definitely do, you just won’t admit to it. :tong It’s OK Nicole, everybody poops. :nod ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/22 "2008-11-26T08:51:54Z")
:lol I know everyone poops, but I don’t get explosive poo from macaroni and cheese (or any other food) is what I’m saying. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/23 "2008-11-26T08:52:19Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > :lol > > I know everyone poops, but I don’t get explosive poo from macaroni and cheese (or any other food) is what I’m saying. :rofl Yes you do! ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/24 "2008-11-26T08:53:10Z")
:🙂 Silly boys. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/25 "2008-11-26T08:54:37Z")
I like to think we live in a perfect world where woman dont shit I’ve lived with shannon for a year and some change, and not once have i seen her in the bathroom for more than 2 seconds takin a leak, and that was even when i was jobless and home 24/7 Woman dont shit… thats my theroy and im stickin with it ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/26 "2008-11-26T08:56:02Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > I like to think we live in a perfect world where woman dont shit > > I’ve lived with shannon for a year and some change, and not once have i seen her in the bathroom for more than 2 seconds takin a leak, and that was even when i was jobless and home 24/7 > > Woman dont shit… thats my theroy and im stickin with it X2 The only time i’ve seen a girl in the bathroom more than 2 seconds is when I was in there with her bangin’ her in the shower. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/27 "2008-11-26T08:57:08Z")
![http://www.cartoonstudies.org/staffaroni/blog/a9.gif](http://www.cartoonstudies.org/staffaroni/blog/a9.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/28 "2008-11-26T08:58:37Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > X2 > > The only time i’ve seen a girl in the bathroom more than 2 seconds is when I was in there with her bangin’ her in the shower. :rofl Yep, and thats the way it will stay in my head forever, unless your doing akeup or im banging you in the shower… lets get off topic… Shower sex is nice, but sometimes it blows because you start humpin away and the water keeps taking off the lubercation, then it turns to dry sex, and then you get out of the shower, and you start to hump and then you stick to eachother girls do not poop ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/29 "2008-11-26T08:59:57Z")
Shower sex is mostly good for not having to worry about making a mess… Other than that, it can be hazardous, and as you said water does not necessarily mean wet in the way it matters. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/30 "2008-11-26T09:00:38Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Shower sex is mostly good for not having to worry about making a mess… > > Other than that, it can be hazardous, and as you said water does not necessarily mean wet in the way it matters. Yeah but, watching a girl try and wash cumm off her in the shower is great, i swear cum seems to turn to glue when it gets wet ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/31 "2008-11-26T09:01:10Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > X2 > > The only time i’ve seen a girl in the bathroom more than 2 seconds is when I was in there with her bangin’ her in the shower. :rofl so, 3 seconds? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/32 "2008-11-26T09:01:59Z")
:ohsnap ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/33 "2008-11-26T09:02:21Z")
> [@Shady](#): > > Yep, and thats the way it will stay in my head forever, unless your doing akeup or im banging you in the shower… > > lets get off topic… > > Shower sex is nice, but sometimes it blows because you start humpin away and the water keeps taking off the lubercation, then it turns to dry sex, and then you get out of the shower, and you start to hump and then you stick to eachother > > girls do not poop Yeah, thats the sucky part. Funny story actually… at college I was doin’ a girl in the shower… I was moving dorms, so they put me in a temp. dorm with a shower and tub. We were going at it in the tub, with her kneeled down and me giving it all from behind. Well, I thrusted way, way too hard and SLAMMED her head against the wall of the tub. :rofl She got a concussion. :rofl Had a hard time explaining that one to the doctor. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/34 "2008-11-26T09:03:09Z")
She slipped and fell in the shower. That’s not hard to explain. :🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/35 "2008-11-26T09:03:21Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > so, 3 seconds? How’d you know? :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/36 "2008-11-26T09:05:20Z")
ok seriously, enough of these BS sex stories. No one wants to click a thread about man food and then read this crap ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/37 "2008-11-26T09:06:21Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > How’d you know? :ohnoes :ninja ![http://faculty.cua.edu/johnsong/hitchcock/images/stills/psycho/eye-peephole.jpg](http://faculty.cua.edu/johnsong/hitchcock/images/stills/psycho/eye-peephole.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/38 "2008-11-26T09:07:06Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > ok seriously, enough of these BS sex stories. No one wants to click a thread about man food and then read this crap No bitchassness allowed in any thread that has to do with manly things. Seriously though, back to food since I am starving. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/39 "2008-11-26T09:07:18Z")
Get back on topic: ![http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/man_eats_giant_burger.jpg](http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/man_eats_giant_burger.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409/40 "2008-11-26T09:08:27Z")
That’s quite the burger there. I think I am going to give the Velveeta and meat a try tonight. I already plan on shitting up a storm anyway with Thanksgiving dinner, so I might as well go ahead and treat myself while I can. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/man-food/240409.md?page=3)